# Dragonbane Campaign - Session Transcripts (Cleaned & De-attributed)


## Part 1


# Dragonbane Campaign - Session Part 1


**[00:00]** And then we found the whole way he used a rope to go down into the temple.

**[00:07]** And then Sir Tan firebombed me and then Whoops. Oh, can you hear me now? Yeah. I hope okay I actually have to turn my volume down because it sounds like you're all yelling and that's okay. Yeah. Yeah. So uh so are we all here then? There's uh I see Andrew and uh Brian and uh Justin. Oh right, Justin, right.

**[00:36]** Yeah, heard your name before. That all fine. Oh well, before we start, um I read some I like to uh follow up on the A stuff, right? And uh I read some stuff about how you can be online and you can actually be recorded with anyone knowing about it? Is that crazy?

**[01:05]** Like even like in RPGs? Sure. Talking about streaming? I guess so. Like what what do you think? Uh, people are watching this on Twitch as we speak. What? Right second. They're watching it right now. Everybody Everybody can see us. So, if you're playing it if you're playing in your underwear, like I am. I I I have Imagine that. concerns with this. How do you mean what are your thoughts Andrew?

**[01:35]** Andrew, like what do you think about people like just recording others without them knowing? What do you think? I think I need a lawyer. Why? Why did you see that? Sorry, I meant I meant I meant paralegal. Paralegal, paralegal. Barely legal. Go ahead. How was your dark plan?

**[02:05]** Oh, I was just gonna I was just gonna transcribe it. So we didn't have to take notes and then it would just be it would just be summarized everything in our little adventure. In an orderly fashion a digital assistant that takes record. I love it. Is it just a simple bot that sits and watches as we play?

**[02:30]** Please understand that Kevin and I like rehearse this for the last hour. Is there a reason it came through? It did seem staged. Yeah, I know we'll work on it, right? Cuz you know what we could be like working for charity or volunteering, whatever. How much spent? Are we in camera or here?

**[02:54]** We were doing a a recap of last week so I got so but being out of character. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. So we start found an egg and then we hit it in the bushes and then we rope down into the temple through the hole in the opening of that circle of stones and then search Right. had fire bombed me Then we went and turned right He's never going to let that go.

**[03:24]** We found four coffins and with a small bodies in it it was circlets on, but we didn't steal them, I hear. And then we And then we found two others that were empty. Then we went into the room where we found the ghost. That had a Yes, hammer ghost lady. The The magic hammer went to uh Rob. And then Yeah. we a white came in and I finished it.

**[03:53]** And then we continued on. We found a goblin. The The story, Jeff. He mentioned that they had a leader. His female leader's name was Melduke. And there was magic chainmail and some loot that we haven't actually counted yet. That's the basics of what happened. I really do like that. I have a tan.

**[04:20]** I love the way you The way you do that is great. Yeah.

**[04:27]** I think we got the second piece of that statue at we were looking for. Maybe. Yeah, I think that was a turn of the worthwhile part of being down there and beat up. Falling down it, basically. Falling up it, I think. All right. All right. We're We're We're back in town though. Is that Is that You where managed to get back landed Yes.

**[04:51]** You managed to get back in town Oh like you know again Brian I'm sorry to interrupt is there actually a reason for this as you might understand? Want to let everyone know by the away. Uh, Brian and I would talk, we always talk, but uh I never talked to him. My daughter My daughter was amazing was like watching our game last time and she was like, "Wow, what's this about?" And taking No, that's what you do.

**[05:16]** It's like so we're going to like do our first D&D adventure like next weekend when she's here and we're thinking I think Brian's going to end of this like Rob's going here so my daughter if you're okay with this might be like playing the you know the guest guest you know the the uh guest star guest character yeah yeah like AI you know someone who's funny social take your Are a cameo unnamed cameo or a whiz?

**[05:47]** Sorry? What's a whiz? A whiz. Whiz? In your lots of people get a whiz whiz so and so. I think that's more important than I think I'm just saying is my daughter might jump in you know like Yeah okay good fuck Kevin here we are Can we just have some fun or a change? I I raised my hand. I think we do this all the time. Can we just have some fun.

**[06:17]** I'm surprised you're still engaged. We all should click shift right to get all of our stuff back or did we rest or are we just driving back to the We we we Yeah um you definitely rested by the time you get back to the Okay. place So all of your um your health should be back to full health and all everybody should have upgraded your uh skills doing the skill things.

**[06:45]** So you know you shouldn't have any more red ticks on any of your skills and you shouldn't have any red ticks on any of your attributes. Because we we did all the accounting of the skill upgrades already so that everything just gets cleared. Period. Okay. All right. Good, good, good. I've got no booms, no beans, no hope. Perfect. All right. Um When I set out that thing on Discord about the calendar.

**[07:14]** Could you actually see the calendar or like see the link to the It's a calendar I made up. Like I just I made up the whole calendar with this fantasy calendar app thing. Created the uh the months and the days just out of such and added there are two moons along over this planet and I don't even know if they came up with a name for the the world for Dragon Bane.

**[07:40]** Um so if somebody can think of a really cool name for the world that we live in, that would be cool. But I came up with a planet a planet name. It's like we call Earth or Yeah. Oh, right, right. Okay. Um Brian, can I jump in and maybe I'm not sure if I speak for everyone, I might you know maybe it's just me, but I'm confused by it. Go ahead. I'm confused by You're confused by the calendar or the you're confused by No, like what what does it want us to do? I think both. Oh, no.

**[08:12]** Outside of that. What I'm if I'm first off, can you Did you see the actual calendar or like um Junka, Jules, Aaron, Sebet, up tet, non tet, dem tet, bass ball, piano and older. It's an autumn full moon today.

**[08:29]** So, yes, the moon the months of the the year are Modron and which is kind of like May or March, Apex is April, Modron May, Junka is June, but only there are 13 Oh, there's a clue there. It's right, I get it, right? There's something So there's those are each of the months and then if you see the number of days for each, Mordred has 28 days, Apex has 30 days, Maffett has 29 days, Junka Okay has 20 has 30 days and so on and so on and so on.

**[09:00]** Uh and that's that's that's on the actual calendar. I like I said, I don't know if you could could use the link to the calendar and actually see it or Yeah, so basically it's just I created this calendar. And it's not it's not a big, big deal. It's just to give you a little bit more flavor to the game. So that you can see that we're not playing it's not, you know, April 22nd in our game. It is September like 12th, I believe. Yeah.

**[09:29]** It's 7th 12th of the Holy Year of 1339. Correct. Uh, which is the which is Thorin's Day. Uh, we we Uh, set out the the game itself. We started on uh Sundar's day on the on the 8th. And I think it took us until the 9th to get to outskirts the first day. We were there for the full night.

**[09:55]** And then you set out from uh outskirts on the 10th on Tulin's day. And then it took you until the next morning on the 11th to do the exploration and then come back again so that it is I think it's early on Thorin's Day the 12th. That's just to give an idea of where we are on the calendar because I'm going to keep trying trying to track this day. Okay, Brian, please.

**[10:25]** because I I just need to do this to help me understand. That's what Yeah. you need to do Sure. So, what you're looking for is perhaps one finding a planet in the calendar like the day we are today? Nope. Uh well, sort of like yes, if you can find out on the figure out on the calendar, it's the seventh uh the month of seventh is the 12th of seventh uh which is Thorn's Day. Oh, wait a second. Can I Can I maybe recommend this?

**[10:52]** Like how about you start off being like you know I'm looking at You know, this is where we are today. Yeah. We have kind of a What era mean? Does that make sense? I'm just here for the people, man. I'm just for the people. Yeah. It all I'm hearing that we're just choosing today's the day and then if time passes, you just fast forward to the next in world calendar date. Yeah. And I'm like I'm going to keep to to give the game a little more flavor. That's not in that's not in the books.

**[11:22]** It's not there's no there's nothing about the days of the week or the months of the year. There's nothing about the moons or the sun or what they call them or they have to have a name or anything. So I came up with that. And Right this way we can track on an actual calendar that I have what day of the week it is and what time of year it is because it is uh So if we spend a month exploring that's track. Yeah, and it is approaching the end of summer.

**[11:52]** Just Okay, to give you an idea of So now kind of where we are. Like kind of like a warm day, like hot day, when this coming kind of thing, right? It's Yeah, and then Celia it's about 20 to 26 degrees. It's a very light breeze, clear skies. Uh like yeah, so and that's and the game gets and this calendar came up with all of that information for us. Okay.

**[12:18]** We got what we don't love I will once again say to you Brian it's the Hubba Nubba you being in the game master to tell us what's the date today we can work from there. The date today Yeah, exactly. Well, no, exactly. The date today is the 12th of Sevatt. It is Thorin's Day, which is like Thursday. And it is early in the morning.

**[12:46]** It's early in the morning as you approach the the walls of Outskirts on your way back. More importantly, do they I buy a four-day work week. No. What? Can we not be serious? No. One god damn second, Kevin. No, they do not. Okay. God damn second. All right.

**[13:15]** All right. Very well. I like this calendar. And the other thing is if you can see the whole calendar and like you or you can at least figure out like just things, like the names and the amount the dates. Just think of which one of which month you like most or such and just say my character was born on this day and this month. That's it. Or and you can even say it's 13 19 13 30 the year is 13 39.

**[13:42]** So if you figure out how old your character is, you can work in that back in that year. the year the day the month and the day. And from that over the next month I'll figure out what your astro astrological signs are. Oh okay. So That's the me other question, Brian, because I kind of figure out what you're putting down there. Um, my question is maybe it's a maybe it's kind of a good question, I'm not sure like why is that important? Because I feel like you've got kind of a reason for it, you know what I mean?

**[14:10]** Like it's not so much it's super important, it's more just for more flavor. So that, you know, you get a little more flavor of the game and a little more flavor of the environment and the world that you're that you're playing in. I understand. So if you Yeah. As well that exactly on your actual birthday Yeah, like if I'm dying it's like oh my god that dragon's killing me you could have at least got me a cake.

**[14:40]** Perfect, let's do it.

**[14:45]** Sorry, I'm here for the people. I am going to RSM. Okay, I'm sorry. I got my free Denny's breakfast I love you all dear. I like the idea though actually, but it's kind of fun. As you were turn Okay, as you were returning to outskirts, first off, the guards who obviously recognize you. They're a little wide eyed because nobody expects adventures to live and come back because most of them don't.

**[15:14]** But you Oh so they're they're very surprised to see you guys. As you make your way through town, and a lot of people are kind of impressed. So it just this little act has really made the the populace of this town appreciate you guys. You have a little of appreciation at this point. When you get back to the three stags. So the three stags in? I think it was.

**[15:45]** Um, the bad news the good news is you still have a room, but she tells you that she won't be able to hold it for you indefinitely because every week usually on the Sundar to Madhur and a new Group of immigrants travelers come in from the same path that you do and happens to go on like weekly or once a week so she won't be able to hold rooms for everybody.

**[16:18]** So she suggests that soon you might want to look into talking to the town magistrate into getting your own residence. You can't really you can't really work out of the the in indefinitely. Okay, Brian, I really hope like the everyone to kick me out of the group, but I have put another question. Uh, that is what are you doing with Rob's character? Uh, Rob's part of Rob's hanging out with you.

**[16:45]** Okay, sir, first off, um, do you have a list of all of the things you collected from the tomb? No, just the chainmail, the hammer that Rob's carrying, and then a loot, but we didn't go through what it was. Four the headbands, two gold rings. I have. We didn't take the headbands, though. I thought we left them. Nope. Nope. I think I think you did. Shit, I I just got booted out of the game. Hang on one second. Get back here.

**[17:15]** I already pawn for a head band. I mean saying like you know like maybe like Rob got the flu or something and we balanced it out there I mean. Sorry Jeff, I don't mean to be rude. And the Alder Gate, the match, how bad they were when I seen that there was four circled I thought they'd be bad and it might just cause for spirits to attack us.

**[17:47]** I thought we weren't going to take them because there were children's graves. But someone put of. I know I didn't grab them. I'm sorry. Just children's graves making the laugh. There's something wrong with me. Okay, go ahead.

**[18:05]** And then the dragon egg.

**[18:10]** Do we bring the bag? Can we carry it? Yes, you you you'd hit it outside but then you I do remember you guys collected it after you came back out again. Oh okay. Uh I didn't know how big it was carry it.

**[18:25]** Uh Andrew, did you get the the the value of those items? No. I Oh, um uh is there like a headband value. Wouldn't you have to provide that? I thought that uh Hang on a second. Uh we cuz we just got back to town. I think we didn't really do Yeah. anything like go to an appraiser No, that's that's fine. Uh I can I can figure it out.

**[18:54]** I just Uh Do you remember if they were silver or gold or The rings are gold. Uh the two rings The headbands, I I don't have a description of them other than just four headbands.

**[19:20]** They weren't magical, were they? Cuz I cast it. They weren't. The The headbands and the um the rings, they weren't magical. They were just uh Just going to figure out where they are. Decorative.

**[19:41]** Maybe I did something smart. Nope, I didn't.

**[19:57]** Let me try this again.

**[20:02]** Shield, copper, copper, copper, silver coins, silver coins, silver Silver necklace, gold coins, gold coins, gold necklace. The weapon Grim War and I thought there was a lot more than that. Not as loot Okay, by the way, last time we'll like be a like off topic here.

**[20:27]** I need to say though by the way when I said like children's graves are funny, there's contacts there. By the way, Andrew, you'll get it but fair enough. Okay. Andrew, you will. I'm with the ask team joke and we got his concert. All right. Okay. Oh, hang on a second. Maybe it's in the the book.

**[20:54]** In fact, I'm pretty sure it is in the book.

**[21:13]** Okay, so I've got it. The headbands themselves are worth five gold each and the the the rings Okay. Okay. And the gold is three pieces. Shall we just sell them Shall we sell them in Divi up the the loot with carrying fee for start in? Yeah.

**[21:41]** And well, I've got Nobody Nobody wanted the chain mail, right? Questions, water bag. I don't want to help you, Ryan, right? Cuz I'm, you know, kind of a a rogue kind of thing. Yeah. The the I mean it's good for armor, but it's not great for you lose a bit of stealth for so. Yeah, I'm old.

**[22:03]** I Because I'm good with my mother's father's flint and tinder, marbles and dice and uh lockpicks and a torch rations. Okay. Don't never change. Okay. I'm fairly certain nobody wants the chain mail gold or chain mail. If you want to sell that as well, it's worth another 15 gold. Okay, can I jump in Brian? Like what was that help Rob's character was that help Rob's character though?

**[22:32]** Like he's like the only kind of guy with any sort of I don't know Bravado in this lame group. Well, hang on one second. He wears leather I think.

**[22:47]** Is chain mail you you can't evade or you can't Can't sneak and you can't do acrobatics or something?

**[22:59]** Yeah, you got a bane on evade and sneaking if you're wearing chain mail. You have a bane on evade and sneaking. So I got no would that be good for Rob?

**[23:09]** He's not here but uh Not really, like I said uh I mean It adds four points of armor, which means that you you reduce any damage you take by four points before you take damage. So if somebody hits you with a piece of like a weapon and they do six points of damage, you only take two points of damage, which is good on every attack.

**[23:40]** So I mean it's it's good for that, but you also have a if you're trying to evade, you have to roll two dice and take the worst roll.

**[23:53]** Well, I mean given what I know about perhaps like the characters the way they're structured, I mean Rob seems to Rob's character the Mariner seems to be like the fighting guy. We'll sell it and we'll get him something pretty that he actually wants. Is that fair enough? Okay, yeah. Fair enough. Or we it's it's entirely possible. You might find some more another thing of chain mail somewhere down the line as well. Sure, he said what I know though.

**[24:20]** He said that he wanted to wear his leather, not wear the chain mail last time he played. I I remember this, yes. Yep. Okay. He said I I Are you recording this Oh yeah. But Trevor is right, we shouldn't sell it if he does want it, but yeah. If somebody does want it, but I think like you said he would he preferred the um uh the leather. The leather for the aventage and just balk it out anyway. He He's packing it in the first place. Yeah, I mean what's best for him, right?

**[24:49]** Like Now, the hammer, did he like the hammer? I think so and it's a magic hammer so I'd imagine nobody wants to sell that quite yet until somebody No longer we know what the magic is. But really of all of you he's only technically use it because everybody else fights with either magic or you Jeff fights with his fists.

**[25:14]** Um You got the uh the starter.

**[25:24]** So question for you guys, do you want to do any shopping now that you're back? Like when you're selling your stuff, do you want to do any shopping as well? Okay, so here's give me a couple seconds. I just want to uh I'm going to take a couple of uh pictures of the gear. Are you?

**[25:52]** 41 gold from and we got divide that up. Yes.

**[25:58]** I think don't we owe Kevin for all those Did you choose you bought last time? It was Benji's party. Yeah. I bought I bought I have 10 now on my own I bought. So I owe I owe nobody nothing. No, you were you did a lot of fighting and and knocking down while we were all laying on the ground so yeah. Trevor's good. Yeah, you're fine. By the way, doesn't matter. My position gonna be I owe nobody nothing.

**[26:28]** And we'll need you to sit on the egg. So Fair enough. Yeah. That makes You made a decision to drag that poison egg. You can have a dragon egg. That was a huge job. Did you Did you want to sell egg? Bring it in the camp. Sorry, go ahead. Did Did you guys want to sell the egg or I think we should find out about it. Talk to like Alquibis and historians and that. Actually, shall the egg? If there is a value.

**[26:55]** Well, I I mean if somebody's going to give you a price on that egg, they know more than we do. Yeah. I know Where the thought of such a thing? You go somewhere like I'll buy some rations, some food, a torch. What do you think about a dragon egg? I'm like, "Oh yeah, okay." Funniest, sorry. I think it's of interest even at We dragon should say people are paying for a dragon egg today. We should probably quest to where the dragons are and give the egg to them.

**[27:27]** Maybe get some favorites. I think we just need to get the fucking dragon egg out of our hand. If you want to wake up one morning and being fucking killed, hey, you know what? Thanks for the 50 golds. It's my opinion.

**[27:46]** All right, so here, one second. 75, 75 golds. He does role play with the grumpy guy well, didn't he? Yes, he does. Grumpy. I'm the duck, man. I am the fucking duck. Everyone wants to take a look at that's all the clothing. that you can buy.

**[28:07]** The real. Wait on this one here. Right here.

**[28:14]** Leather, chain wheels. So Brian, it's actually with by 3:00 p.m. because I really like the rules. I sort of go back and read them Yeah. suppose but you're here you know. So why is it that chain mail is like rub sorry the the mariner is like the the big fighter. Why would that I know cuz he's our only fighter cuz we're losers. He's not a fighter some fucking guy you pull up with fucking bolts. He's He's He's He's He's a mariner.

**[28:42]** Wouldn't wear heavy armor. He wore leather. He jumps around. Oh, it's okay. All right. He came to Okay. We're going to die. All right.

**[28:58]** Sorry. I'm trying to be cautious of the optimistic.

**[29:04]** Okay. We got one second. I do with the smaller, Jesus. So how many people is it? We divide the 41 by the people, how much more does the disease can get?

**[29:25]** That's like seven gold each, one person takes six. That guy that's not here.

**[29:35]** hammer He's got the hammer. He's got the hammer. Add 7 to 9 chart. Deleted the head vans and gold rings from my inventory. Okay, you know, can I say a serious question? Like how much do we have to spend here? All right.

**[30:01]** The money's on your So just put add seven gold to your sheet and that's how much money you have. Okay, I have got some gold back. Which is quite a bit. Oh, I can buy I can work or can I Give me a moment here.

**[30:26]** I've got to pull up the actual like a role to see the whole shopping list, right?

**[30:36]** I'm going to buy my own bandages. Five silver for 10. Wow. 10 silver is one gold, right? I think we've all heard what Yes. you said there Andrew 10 silver means I own bandages. I well I I I needed a lot of bandaging so I'll I'll buy my own so I have a supply is what I mean. I Yep. 10 10 silver is is the equivalent of one gold.

**[31:08]** All I know is I'm going to be sharing Andrew's with Andrew. I don't know if we could uh Whether the leather? Yeah. Yeah, you should be able to.

**[31:26]** No, no, it doesn't have that same effect. Oh, okay. Then I'll buy the leather armor.

**[31:36]** Up two gold. Okay, hang on one second.

**[31:53]** Need to restalk on bandages. Yeah, I got 10. Um, am I the only one that doesn't actually have the full equipment list up? I don't know, like I don't know, what what are you saying? Probably like I don't know, like secrets? Not looking at it. You know that list of like what can buy, you know No, like.

**[32:17]** Um, it's on page like 70 if you have the books uh 76. I think it's a doubt.

**[32:33]** I can't afford bones or expensive. I want I hear. Look where it is.

**[32:45]** It's annoying, it's annoying. Okay.

**[32:56]** Well, let me move it. Dragon's being. Do you see in Do you guys have a thing that shows your hand outs? Hand outs? I see clothing for sale and weapons were added, yeah. Yeah, in the in where your name is listed, it should have map of the map of the Misty Valley clothing for sale and weapons and I'm trying to put the there's a thing of additional supplies, but it won't let me move the goddamn thing. Oh, clothing for sale okay.

**[33:26]** Yeah, so that it's always there if you're looking for. So, before you go into buying buying things, um what I want to do is if it's a common, you should be able to find it, but I still want to roll a D20 to make sure because out is its own place and it hasn't exactly been here a long long time. So, there's a very very good chance that you'll get it but it'll be like a 16 on a D20 roll.

**[33:56]** If it's not if so if it's above 16, they don't they still don't have it even though it's common. Like bandages? No, bandages they have bandages. I'm not going to say but for like weapons and armor they I want to roll to see if they actually have it. If it's un common. It's a It's like a I think it'll be like a 10 or lower.

**[34:20]** If it's rare, it's below five and if it's unique like it's it's a special item and it's you're probably not going to be able to find it unless you actually find it in like a treasure chest or something. Okay, I'll try and get that leather armor as well, Brian. And maybe try and find a sling. All right. So leather is common. Um I'm going to say he has They the well the the Tanner in town, he does have the leather arm.

**[34:49]** I'm not going to even worry about that one. That one is definite. Okay, cool. Armor rating one, right? Yes. Now you get an additional point of point when absorbing damage. I can't adjust Okay, I'll this is where I am. I just found a little book.

**[35:12]** You just put leather in under armor and then you put one in the uh the uh shield spot for uh where your armor is or next to it.

**[35:26]** Oh. What's that doing? I will let me write that. One second. There I go. Yes. I can put a one in there. Yep, that's all you have to do. Oh, okay. Okay, so we have 70 gold, am I correct? Is that what's going on here? Seven. Gold. Oh, right, right. Okay, so 700 gold. I can buy a lot of shit with that. Seven gold.

**[35:55]** Oh, seven. I was hoping Seven. 700 gold. Mr. inflation. Um, Brian, I I question about weapons because I I've still learned the rules, right? So, clearly, you know what I mean? I'm not like someone who can like use like a short sword or a long sword, right? It has to be something where Well, I'll send right? Yeah. One second.

**[36:24]** Like uh But you have to train. You're you're very good well you're good at knives and you're not too bad at swords so you can get a short sword if you want. Yeah, okay fair enough. Okay yeah I just my little character sheet right because I can see weapons and stuff like that there. All righty. Your character sheet is smaller than ours? I'm sorry. This a competition David? Yes.

**[36:52]** Sorry guys I'm sorry Kevin I was just going to have a bad day. Short swords are also available. There's It's It's so normal. The local blacksmith has short swords.

**[37:11]** I don't need a short sword and for this reason I'm out. Dragon Spain done. I'll figure it out later. I don't know.

**[37:24]** Uh the sling is also available for you so you can add that to your character and uh the weapon. Cool, thanks. So Frank, what I hear it say here I I understand like I know I feel like I'm sort of like one of those like you know like uh kids in the the the uh class that need more time. That's fine. But uh I'm looking at my character sheet right I see daggers, sling, backstabbing. But where would I like find and then I see up here what weapons skills and stuff, right?

**[37:54]** Yeah. Oh, and then I see the numbers there. Right, 13. Yes, so you have 12.

**[38:02]** Correct. Oh, then sorry. You're talking that to me and then you're saying leave me alone. That's good. Leave me alone. I got it. That's fine. That's okay. Go home to someone else. Come on. All right. Jesus, don't patronize me.

**[38:21]** Okay. Now, uh Pressure your dick on me. I'm gonna buy a knife. So if I need to cut a rope or something I can. Word. Wasn't there a dagger? Bunch of dagger. Dagger is okay.

**[38:44]** You can the You can do slashing and piercing with the dagger but only piercing with a knife. Yeah. Dagger is definitely available as well.

**[39:03]** You are speaking with Badenoch. Uh Badenoch is the the town blacksmith. He will provide you with the swords if you're buying a sword and daggers and even and as well as he does have some leather works which includes the leather that you bought. But he's he's impressed with you guys. Did you want to talk to Badenoch?

**[39:31]** How do I add that to weapons? Is Badnor the merchant? Badnor is a merchant. I think he's just relaxed for that. You've been out all day like working in the yard. Page. Oh, nice.

**[40:00]** Ask him if he has anything for a half price. I think it is cats. No. Thank you there's there's no half price deal. Well, no, actually, uh that is a barter Oh my god. test Oh, well, let me just click on it. I have my my charisma is not great. Get a deal. Bye.

**[40:28]** I think he's he's hit me with his shovel. Um, if he has Uh, yeah, no. I failed to know. Spectacularly. Yeah, no one get out of my sight. All right, so anyhow. Whereas he succeeded. So now you have to pay an additional silver on top of whatever it was you were buying. Oh, I already purchased bandages. I don't know. I'm just I'm just But you didn't buy those from him. You bought them from him. Yeah. Yeah. Or crafting hook?

**[40:58]** That's fucked up. Fucking prices today. Like three goals for a dropping hook in my day.

**[41:19]** I was going to buy a barrel Brian. I'm sorry. Why would someone buy a barrel? Why would somebody buy a barrel?

**[41:31]** I'm not sure.

**[41:36]** Yeah, store We got to the gun power it probably we have a horse or something and I don't know whatever. Yeah, but the horse would carry the barrel. Hello, you're not going to spread gun power We need We need the horse. So I'm saying you know what I'm going to change my mind I'm not going to buy the barrel now I'm thinking about it not buying the barrel. That's right. Let's start with What will make a barrel?

**[42:03]** I am playing Pathfinder with a bunch of friends of mine and one of our dwarf guys carries around a cask of ale through the dungeon at as we're as we're exploring. That's fine. Yeah. That's clear.

**[42:18]** Okay, I'm just looking for this um I I wrote a short story once Brian where uh his superheroes and uh one of the superheroes he got his power. He carried his mom on his back on a toilet and she gave him his power that was his superpower. Right? Okay.

**[42:43]** I got to work on it.

**[43:10]** like a backpack. His old mother was like like on a toilet like a backpack facing against them and what to do was you go on a toilet. That's it. The superhero. Oh my god, I have to get back to read that one. Love it. Okay. Casting cloud boss. Slow down. Slow down. Okay. I don't know.

**[43:37]** Anyhow, so what do I do with So, you've come in, you've sold your gear to Bad Nor and made your purchases. Is there anything you want to talk to Bad Nor about in about the outskirts and the surrounding areas?

**[43:57]** Well, we came back and survived. We probably He's He's a He's a dwarf blacksmith. Okay. He's heard tales. Well, I don't know why you're talking about.

**[44:15]** Kevin are you in the system? I'm trying really hard to but it's not working. I'm not supposed to be in town right now.

**[44:30]** Heck it comes to Frogtown is not where I'm supposed to be right? No, outskirts. Outskirts, there we go. That's right. I see. Launch with the game.

**[44:48]** All right, almost there. Yeah, I am. Jane, was there anything you want to talk to about or about while you're buying your leathers and helping return stuff?

**[45:06]** I just need the bandage price for the duct.

**[45:14]** What did we say the price was for bandages? 10 for 5 silver.

**[45:26]** I'm good for everything I'm carrying.

**[45:31]** Okay.

**[45:34]** So, are we looking for a safe house or Well, you can you still have access to the end today. But she is telling you by this weekend she probably you're not going to be able to hold on to the uh the unless you're going to pay a much larger price. Like it's right now it's like a silver a day, I think. Right. But she can I escort us because we're fine. Bye. Uh so is it Terrick? Okay, that one? We're roommates.

**[46:06]** Like all of us? We're best friends. We're best friends. Because it's you're not paying specifically for the room, you're paying for the bed. So each one of you needs a bed and it's a silver night. Head to toe. What like You don't touch each other? It's just outskirts. There's no lot here. It's not we're getting in a state. We're getting a state. Can you sleep from the same room? It's like ew, I don't want to sleep with the guy.

**[46:34]** I'll sleep with the floor just to see Not what something you have to do right now. I am letting you know that this is something I am just trying to get on figure what's going on here. That's fine. What's next everyone? Yeah, let's keep moving here. Watch your temper, Brian. At the end with the Wagonhill, she's the the the keeper of the end.

**[47:03]** She made She mentions or she takes Garmander aside, she mentions that a a note has come in through carrier pigeons for him and he's he looks at it and he says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen. I have to I have to leave." And he and it's something urgent so he actually he does. Now, he is definitely taking that hammer with somebody else will need to take the egg and the uh statue.

**[47:38]** I'll take the statuette uh but I have the hammer it seems a little heavy. No, he's taking the hammer with them. Cuz I mean nobody else is really uh carrying the hammer. And I think It's already in his character sheet. So we have two we have two of three. I really do apologize. I'm behind a little bit. I'm sorry about this.

**[48:04]** I'll start Um it says there's a shopping list says poison lethal a dose. Can we just buy that whatever we want? Well, you probably No.

**[48:17]** I should read the rules. Okay, keep going. I don't think it's right. It's an uncommon item so you'd have All right, well let's go back to the shop. Okay, then we're going to kill poison and you're going to say no. Ready? Do you have like poison lethal dose? Do it Brian. You know? Hang on a second. Or maybe I mean check in the bank.

**[48:47]** Uh, he does not have it. Cuz it's a What a What about uh paralyzing poison. Sleeping poison? Any poison? Come on, I've heard a lot about the shop. He's got a couple of poisons but uh they're not the poison. Paralyzing and sleeping. You know what? The guy down the road. Yeah, no, he he can give you uh uh a he has this very nice poison uh sleeping poison.

**[49:17]** Um that's uh It's the potency.

**[49:26]** But as well okay stop stop stop. I want to make this sure I'm not wasting any time. Are you actually buying it or you just seeing if he has it? No, I want to buy it. Of course I want to buy it. Okay, roll your bartering. So I'm going to go to Yeah.

**[50:05]** Hang on, one second.

**[50:10]** That working? Yeah, you're you're just parted twice. Okay, I rolled twice. I'm sorry, I listen to So yeah, they're both good roles. We'll take the first one.

**[50:26]** I agree. Because it's the first one you rolled and either one of them is a success so it's not that important but I will say one second. Now no one wants to share room with you.

**[50:42]** Why not? It's a sleeping thing. I don't want to wake up with that I would. like long fucking day like Oh yeah. Uh, I just got to figure out the potency of it and then I will tell you how much you get and then how much it's going to cost. Thank you, yeah.

**[51:06]** Oh, Brian sucked on that role. It's free. Oh God, it's it no, it's not free but he gets it at a very good price. Yeah, that's who I am man. I'm a con I'm a con duck. Con duck. I don't like your conduct. That's what you're saying. My conduct, buddy. There you go. There you go.

**[51:38]** There you go.

**[51:42]** Yeah, she's going to give you a full uh potency it's got a potency of 15. It is a sleeping potion, potency of 15. Okay. And how much What is that? And it is well, what was it?

**[52:05]** That's by your your math. 6 * 15 is 90. Yeah. 6 * 15 is 90. But you got an excellent roll. Uh Funny, perfect. 40, 40 silver. Which is basically four gold. It's four gold or 40 silver. Okay. And what what's your supply going on? You know what I mean? Can I take It's it's one vial of it, but it the vial is good for five applications. Can confirm really potent It's okay.

**[52:34]** so Got five sleeping whatever, okay for her. You've got five applications of a sleeping potion with a and make sure you mark down that it is a potency of 15 cuz that is really important. All right, so before I pay her, can I ask her to like you know just try it on herself? No. Okay, sure. Okay. Won't do that. It's going to pay her right now like why? Just you you Okay, let's you can't you cannot persuade that is not a persuade able action she's not going to do it. Really?

**[53:01]** She's probably fell for that He's falling for that Okay, that's actually pretty cool. That's actually pretty cool. I also didn't do on a second. One second. I didn't do one thing and I'll do it now. Yeah, surprise dragon. They walk with their entire Sorry, dragon Hey, dragon just keep moving here. Sorry.

**[53:31]** Okay, anyhow. Yeah, it is uncommon. One, just give me one second.

**[53:44]** Nope, and it's she has it as well. So that's good. Because it's an uncommon item but she definitely has it in stock. So uh Okay, perfect. All right. So you you have a you have five uh applications of a potency 15 uh sleeping potion. One last question. Does this work?

**[54:04]** I have to put on my You can put it on your blade, you can put it on your blade, you can put it on something Yeah, you can put in some Okay, I see, okay, sort of okay, yeah. All right. Which is and that's a slide of hand check. Okay. Jesus, the skill you have and I think you probably have a good one. So Okay, we're Yeah, while the time He's gone for today.

**[54:34]** Um Does everybody have any equipment or all the equipment they're looking for? Yep. Uh everyone's gone back to the end and it's early in the day. It's it's before noon but it's obviously after it's um it's still breakfast Yeah ish time. So if you're looking for food, you can probably get food at the end. You do need to pay one silver if you're maintaining your bed and then it'll come with breakfast as well.

**[55:05]** But that's everybody pays one silver. I will pay one silver. Start 10 Got it. down to seven silver Um um I'll first serve Then do you want to go round and uh speak to anybody to see if there's anything uh that you can do in terms of more adventuring? 14 silver. Where we are here we with the statue at we need three pieces and we have two? Four four pieces you have two.

**[55:34]** Four pieces oh Okay. And we had more leads Oh, I can I can I can say Who Yeah, who was holding on to the egg? I got that. All right, so Did we get a a value on that? Uh You can start looking around. Ask if there's any rare rare items traders nearby. The most fun part of the game. Tired.

**[56:04]** I love it.

**[56:10]** Wasn't there an old librarian or historian in town? There was the old man he's kind of a hermit he lives up around here. Oh in that little that little hut. Yeah.

**[56:30]** Hang on a second. You have actually met him. He is Draina? Draina? Draina. D r a n a t h. D r a n a t h. In fact, I will. Did you get that bot? I'm sorry I didn't do it. No, I was talking to the bot. I'm sorry. Who are you talking to?

**[57:00]** Oh, what? Oh, well, let's go to Draina. Let's go to Draina.

**[57:08]** If they're all drinking in the in in the in the tavern. Any objections?

**[57:22]** Uh, who has the egg? Yeah, that's me. I guess if you want shall we go to Geranith to to ask about the egg? We can take him if he tries to steal it. He's an old man. Yeah, okay, sure. Got the marin in front with his like shitty leather armor.

**[57:47]** We're got you surrounded.

**[58:01]** All right, do you want to talk to him? Let's Let's do it. Who wants to talk to Jane us? Jane has the egg, right? No, I saw this has the egg. Oh, sorry. status And you have the two pieces of the statue at, right, certain? Yeah, yeah. All right, there you go.

**[58:26]** Did we ask him about the statue at already? I don't think we did. I can't remember. I know you asked about you talked to him about the the temple at the top of in the center of town. Right. Shall we ask him about both things while we're while we're here, two birds one stone?

**[58:50]** Yeah, that's it.

**[59:01]** Ask him tell him we have we perchance across a an egg from some large large winged creature. Is he available? By the way, knock on the door I suppose. Why can't you see for a good?

**[59:23]** I think he likes sweets.

**[59:29]** Yes. Or a mug of mead. Oh, all right. Go back to the inn, buy him a mug. How much is that? Two copper? Yeah. The one cup one copper. It's It's early. I'll bring the mug back.

**[59:47]** All right, uh bring him bring him away. Maybe uh get two more while I'm mad in case he wants more. Uh but keep them out of his sight. Uh that's enough. He always appreciates to help the young adventurers. What What service can I provide today? I am a good healer. Well, we're all healed up from our little trip yesterday to the the mounds or whatever it was called, tell him. The Ritterman. The Ritterman.

**[01:00:17]** And uh we uh we uh we dispatched us some ghostly figures and um we came across this uh this egg. What do you make of it, old timer?

**[01:00:36]** Shall I Oh, that says missing legends. He's He's He's He's He's clearing his throat. Oh, that was a Well, tell him that we already what we already know about it as well um that it is a dragon egg and uh to help him with some bonuses perhaps instead of just trying to get baseline knowledge of them. Can I can I do something here if you don't mind because I want to talk to them too.

**[01:01:05]** I'm going to I'm going to say you know what just feel it with your hands it's a real dragon thing He uh he's smart enough not to touch that thing. He's and he reminds you that it's You can see.

**[01:01:21]** Okay, fair enough. All right. You can see the skin is poisonous. So it's good of you to keep it wrapped and keep it protected. It is a dragon egg and it still healthy. You have to be careful a mother might come looking for Ooh. Um Well let's get like be serious here. Uh how long will it take to let you know for this egg to hatch.

**[01:01:49]** Like we we should should we leave with you or no offense, but I couldn't say because the dragon eggs uh could take six to eight months to hatch and I do not know when this one's first lane.

**[01:02:10]** So, it could be any day or it might not be until Well, no Oh, it would it would very likely be not until the spring or the the renewal season. The season of renewal, which is spring. You know any dragon off the tribunes? What? I didn't go on story, I don't know. So, he does say that and it makes sense.

**[01:02:39]** It probably if this hat egg was taken care of properly, uh it could hatch and but probably wouldn't hatch until the renewal season. So, it has to be kept warm, kept safe all through the the season of rest, the season the the winter season.

**[01:03:04]** His eyes grow wide. I couldn't look after a dragon egg. Is he very capable? He's made it this far. I made it this far because I've never had to look after a dragon egg. Jesus Christ. Look around, you see a whole bunch of like this is like it's a parent community.

**[01:03:30]** So, my question would be um a serious one like is this dragging like what are they like? You know are they I don't know um like a better word like evil or roll uh Ice Dragons Roll your first roll your uh beast lore. Beast lore. Oh darn it Justin should ask this. And Justin ask Justin you ask You you you ask the question first. You roll your beast lore. Fair enough.

**[01:03:58]** Okay, I'm going to ask you this and then I'm going to We're going to Actually, since you're asking this, you roll your beast lore and I sat as you beast lore. All right.

**[01:04:18]** Well, you got a good Well, that's bartering. Bartering? Don't work out, no. You can You can try to barter with me but you're still having to roll your beast lore. Yeah, next one down. You've got that's the one. That's a good role. Well, that's actually that's a sadus. Okay. Okay. Nice. You both did it.

**[01:04:39]** So yeah, you both succeeded so you both know uh a mother dragon, an adult dragon is can often be bigger than most of the houses in this village. Uh they have a gigantic wing span that would cast a shadow over almost this entire town possibly. They usually breathe fire and they have high temperament.

**[01:05:05]** So if there's a dragon out there looking for its egg and it finds somebody with it, that somebody better be a smooth talker or they're going to be made of they're going to be burned to a crisp. We need to level up. I understand. Okay. Leveling up is good. Hey, Tranis will be right back. Serious we'll come back to pick this cage. We'll be back.

**[01:05:33]** He can't He can't look after for you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying we find somewhere safe if you can't do it. What I'm saying is Okay. Uh There no reason to carry that egg with us. Whatever. Okay, sure. We're already here. Put it in your barrel and then hide it in the blacksmith shop where it stays warm. Oh, that's hot. I love that. Then it'll hatch one One day it'll be your havoc.

**[01:06:04]** Should have given me a deal. Oliver, you're the one that's like you know what? We're leaving. Here's the fucking egg. Oliver, you're the one who is trying to be the most persuasive. So roll your persuasion. With with a bain. Roll your persuasion with a bain.

**[01:06:26]** Not a dragon.

**[01:06:35]** How do you do Bane again? I'm sorry. At the top of the character sheet for Oliver, there's top of the and Bane so put it one in for the Bane. One, okay. Thank you. And then roll your persuasion. Persuasion, all right.

**[01:06:57]** I did that wrong.

**[01:07:03]** All right.

**[01:07:14]** Yep, click on the word persuasion. There it is. There you go. I did the last one. I did. It's pretty good.

**[01:07:30]** Well, I nailed that, didn't I? You've convinced me. He's He takes a look at that the mead. He says, "I'll do it. I will do this for you." I'll do this for you. For a keep me a straight face. So if you if if Pam Pam is silver, he will look after the egg for you. Renata, thank you. Thank you so much. I'll pay him a gold.

**[01:07:59]** If you want to if you want to give him a gold piece, that is absolutely uh uh possible and if you give him a gold piece, he'll hold on to it as you need it. You know what? I sure will. What a maroon.

**[01:08:12]** All right. Yeah, take care of that dragon egg for us, Willis. I'm sure it's going to work out well for you. Wish I had two gold to give you. All right, what's happening? There's more where that came from.

**[01:08:27]** Okay.

**[01:08:35]** So he's like kind of up there by himself. He's not Yes. like defended but like He doesn't Yeah, he most people leave Excuse me, most people do leave him alone. Well, he seemed to know what it was. Yeah, he knows it's a dragon egg. He knows it's dangerous to carry it, but he also knows leave it with him.

**[01:08:57]** It's not like it's it's as protected as with him as it is with the whole rest of the group except for the fact that if a dragon comes along it's like most of the town will be dead. Game over man. You know what happened? He spoke to the duck. That's what happened. Yeah.

**[01:09:17]** Fuck you. Okay. You don't like it so talk to the duck. Okay, let's go. So, I will say this you've had your you've had your breakfast and then you've taken you took some mead and and such up to drain off along with the egg and you've given him the egg and you've convinced him despite his best wishes to care for the egg for you until you have a better chance Sounds okay?

**[01:09:47]** We're going to get this town burnt to the ground. Yeah. I say under my breath. We'll be right back.

**[01:10:02]** Okay. I play some cards? Okay, fair enough. What would you guys like to do now? I love it. I'll come to no skirts. Did we have any leads from the last game for Oh my God. for the other um the other pieces of the statue? I I know people wanted to go to various places and what was the Well well okay because we have a new piece.

**[01:10:30]** I know we need the three pieces but you know. Four. Four. Four. Four, yeah. Four. Okay. Then like we don't have them all. We need a lead. This town may provide. Or we just have to go and take our goblin friend wherever he may be. We've been tagging a lot. No, he he he ran off into the into the woods. Tell her tale to his lady mistress master person. Maladuke. Maladuke.

**[01:11:00]** Maladuke. But that's a new name if you want to spread the name around the town, see if anybody else knows. Yeah, good idea. All right, so let's power duchess that would uh Maybe know that sort of thing. I think that's a tavern stop for sure. Um, more than two tags anyone?

**[01:11:27]** All right, Kevin. I said more than two tags. It means three. The three three It's a three tags, isn't it? I'm pretty sure. At least three tags, I think it's called. Yes. Um. I haven't. Okay, fair enough. Other than that, place we can just are we just going to roll the town and see if we can talk to some common folk.

**[01:11:54]** Yes, I'm just trying to figure out what what sort of a skill that would be. Is it persuasion? Well, I could do about it if you want. And what is it you're asking? I just want to know what you're asking in order to know how to reply. That's all. We've seen a bit of goblin activity on our journey. So I'm curious like do you know who leads them? Like are they organized?

**[01:12:23]** Are are they like a problem for outskirts?

**[01:12:29]** Well, let's see. According to this, you're somewhere around talking to Hardy. He's the guy who runs um Hi Hardy.

**[01:12:40]** The town guardsman And he would have a good idea because seen on the out keeping an eye on the outskirts.

**[01:12:58]** I want to say from earlier that I found it fun that we were giving the egg to the old man and I was looking down the chat and egg man was talking as man who would take our egg. It'll be fine. I I enjoyed. I fucking more on. Hardy does tell you if you're looking I love it again. We'll be right back. Sorry, go ahead. Sorry.

**[01:13:25]** Hardy does tell you if you're looking for the orcs and their and their goblin hordes, uh I have heard word through the trees of Botel's load, uh which is the mines near the the base of the Cimmer Mountains. We used to belong to the dwarves until they perished two centuries ago.

**[01:13:50]** Recently, I've heard that the warrior, the orc chieftain Now the Duke may have set up a stronghold in there looking for goblins and the they took over the old dwarven mine set and she set off from that point. This is the rumor that he's heard.

**[01:14:16]** He doesn't know for her certain this is that Everyone has said that that seems like the if you're looking for the or or if you're looking for um Where they are they basically hang out. Both both load it's called b o t h i l d apostrophe s load l o d e both So we're going to hang out and blow our load on Comber Mountain.

**[01:14:45]** I'm sorry pardon. And I said pardon.

**[01:14:55]** Pardon me. Uh I don't check it. I just want to Hey Kevin, that's what I mean. You're like that. Good. Stop.

**[01:15:14]** But if you are looking getting ready for If you are looking to entreat with the Maleduck wherever she may uh hold uh, her, her council. I have also heard that there is a great artifact, a banner of sorts that is in the base of the tower of size. The tower of size, s c y t size. No, size, s i g h s.

**[01:15:43]** Oh, uh, as in Yeah. He doesn't have a left. He doesn't have a Thank you. That's good.

**[01:15:58]** So that's the next on our stop or is there any word lower here? I think that. If you're asking specifically about Maladuke and the orc, those are the two suggestions and rumors that you've been hearing. He can tell you in which direction they are both. If you want on the map of the Misty Valley. Yep. Do you say Iron Forest? Where the mines are? No, no.

**[01:16:25]** The mines are if you see okay you know you can see where right on looking at the map out towards almost in the middle lower middle. If you go almost directly Yeah, east. Haunted Mars. There's like there's a little thing Oh no the Haunted Mars sorry West. I don't know my east from my west on a map. The iron force? Iron force? Oh there's a mine there yeah.

**[01:16:54]** Yeah it's below the Iron Forest. Yeah. Uh, like those little humps. That was the Rittermund. So, you're heading almost directly back, but instead of going there, there's a little looks like a little house that's actually a church and it's beyond the church into the uh uh the way to the mines. The church It's almost on the edge of the edge of that where you guys Yeah. Okay It's almost the same direction where you guys came in from, but it's a little further west. Uh, such.

**[01:17:24]** The uh The tower of size on the other hand is on the exact opposite side through the haunted marshes. Oh, that big castle thing with them. Yeah, that little big tower right on the top of the haunted marshes. That is the tower of size. Oh, okay. All right. So you'd have to go through the marshes or come around from the top. Correct.

**[01:17:51]** So those we it's either or is that uh Well, so far that's that's just speaking to Hardy about the orcs that's that's your options for if you want to do anything else with the orcs. Okay, well orcs themselves though are they giving outskirts a hard time in recent time. No, actually the orcs haven't been a problem for most of the outskirts.

**[01:18:13]** I mean they are somewhat depending on what uh your intentions are in the uh in the Misty Vale, but most of the uh the patrons, the farmers, and stuff like that. The orcs don't bother with them because they don't bother with them the orcs.

**[01:18:28]** And the goblins occasional ransacks here and there, but it's it's more along the lines of uh they need they they need some food so they ransack a a farm, but it's never a they don't pillage, they don't do a lot of killing, indiscriminate killing and stuff like that. They haven't been that that terrible.

**[01:18:49]** Okay, so for me to the party, I was thinking that it's a little bit of a I don't know trivializing this like just an occasional pillage, you know what I mean? Occasional Yeah. occasional I think we have to take this seriously fellas. That's what I'm saying. Okay. I agree. West to the mines or through the marshes to the east? Is that where we're deciding between?

**[01:19:18]** If you want to ask do you want to ask any other questions because I can give you other information about other locations depending on what questions you ask. But you like this is that's all you've asked Hardy about is orcs and and the goblins and that's that's what he had to say. Well, now that we did our buy and sell session. Amongst ourselves, we've all discussed the fact that maybe we left something behind, did we? Did we decide we left something worth going back into Ghosttown?

**[01:19:49]** At the Ritter Mond? Yeah, Ritter Mond was like in and out. We didn't necessarily loot everything apparently. Is that up in question? I thought I I I thought we did. I was kind of like I mean I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Was there anything else there? Did I I don't I don't think there was really of any note.

**[01:20:17]** But if we go that way we could we could check on the way to the mines. On the way to the mines. Just just a little stop in. Yeah, just Uh but seems out of the way though. I don't. I vote mines and skipping The the the mound, the river river mark river mark river mound. What news? Don't go the river mark yet.

**[01:20:49]** I have one maybe final question to ask. Um Is there like around here maybe a puddle for a duck to splash around in? You know what I mean? I was kind of looking for There is the marshland. Thank you. It's pretty wet. Marshlands pretty wet. And ducks like Marshlands. Yeah, thanks for looking nice to a humble duck. Appreciate it.

**[01:21:16]** Also north, there's a there is a river that leads towards the Marshlands or empties down into the Marshlands. But that's a river and a lake. Uh-huh? Are there any hookers around here? Hooking. Just hooking around. Roll for hookers. I'm going to roll for hookers.

**[01:21:45]** I don't know. I think the duck's kissing up to the DM. Uh no. I think they're ducks I mean they're ducks being a duck. Yeah, huh? Okay. No other questions. Nobody's asking anybody else about anything?

**[01:22:02]** Well, I think that's it for me because I think we kind of need to like make friends with the orcs at some point to get this done. I like his vibe. Or which way have a dragon and then go wipe them out. Yes, we can wake the dragon and Oh, well hide the hide the goblins and when it wakes when the mum finds it, she takes careful.

**[01:22:34]** Okay, so like we just foster for a bit. Get what we need done, and then we can take over.

**[01:22:44]** Do you want to go west directly to both fields load? Do you want to go east towards the tower of size?

**[01:22:58]** Let's go around town to ask about the tower size because we didn't really ask more than oh it's there. Sounds good. All right. I'm going to see All right, so we can just order around with this group up here.

**[01:23:28]** Who are you? I'm going to run up for quick smoke, but what I'm thinking is all the fellas here is um let me let me find the dragon. He blamed that guy. Okay, we haven't out. Little Patsy all already grilled him. Egg. We told him. My egg.

**[01:23:55]** What? That's a pilot for breaking egg. Tarton, right? Egg keeper. No, I don't have the egg. I I I don't have the egg. No. No, no. The egg is with Oh, I'm sorry. What's that other guy name? I don't know, whatever. Drain off. Drain off. Drain off. I feel really bad Okay. Drain off and Andrew took it Who were these other village I see.

**[01:24:24]** Well, I mean you've you've talked to Badnor, you can talk to him again if you want. Okay. Whichever one of them this guy? No. Yeah, that's fair. He's he's the in guy. Well, yes, because like if we're making a choice between the mines, the mines is going to be like a whole thing the ground, but I feel like there's more force coming out of you. just going to go up to somebody's feet. And go, hey, what's up?

**[01:24:55]** So, let's find out more about the tower of time. Okay. Give me one second. I just want to make sure he actually knows. He's a blacksmith, is that Brad Nor? Yes. So, he'd probably know more about the mines. Okay. Probably like to go there. I'll get a two-fer from him.

**[01:25:15]** He may have uh He can help Ancestors who came from the mines So, if you ask a little with the minds, uh he does tell you that Bolthild was a uh keep of the of those the Bolthild minds.

**[01:25:33]** He says, "She perished about 200 years ago when Ri took her too deep into the minds and she was ravished by a great giant beast." Since then, the minds have been home to various dwarven spirits who are restless who don't seem to be able to escape from the mines as the beast seems to keep them there.

**[01:25:58]** I have heard that Maladuke and her army or many of her army of goblins and have laid camp in the mine in the mines. So you must be very careful approaching them.

**[01:26:16]** All right. I like that answer. me a lot about what to expect. I want no more. Is there anything that you sell that could protect us against the ancestral ghost part of things? Oh, I know I do not have. Her favor. Because yeah we already went up and get some ghost shit and I don't like it.

**[01:26:49]** Well he he does From what he knows and I know would definitely know this as well is that ghosts are pretty much immune to normal weapons including iron no matter what the Winchester will tell you.

**[01:27:10]** It's a supernatural. The TV show supernatural. Yeah. Um so you would need a weapon that that who handles sort of carries I could possibly I could possibly forge a weapon for you, but it would take several days and be very expensive. Tell me, drop a price on me. Hundreds of gold probably. Yeah.

**[01:27:39]** Well, we got to go dig up some gold from the mines. Like come back. Okay, silver. Oh, that's what I was looking for. Nine silver. For a very unique weapon.

**[01:27:53]** He would do it for nine silver? No, he will not do it for nine silver. Yeah. You're looking at probably a a unique weapon that was that's able to actually harm ghosts and spirits. You're looking at about 200 gold. That's hot. All right. Well, um we've been finding lots of money. I like it. We might be back. Thanks for the info.

**[01:28:24]** I'm good with Did you want to know anything about the tower of size? I can see that was the whole point. Yeah. Tower size like if she's headquartered there One of the rumors, what do people say? How do they You had a good role for that one too. Oh, there's a disgusting bog of about a day's march east of here. It's crawling with blood-sucking leeches and insects. And there's a hideout for bandits.

**[01:28:49]** There are vast riches out there in the sludge buried in the ruins of an ancient watchtower. People call People around here call the tower of size. I've heard There's a giant that lives. All right. Let's go make friends with the giant. Sorry. I missed the last The creatures are giant? A giant. Uh, who has beast lore?

**[01:29:23]** I did hear about it.

**[01:29:27]** Yeah. You have heard about giants and you actually have understood that uh giants aren't necessarily all bad unless you get on their bad side and you can actually I won't say persuade a giant but they are persuadable.

**[01:29:49]** You can argue with them to not or not argue but please with or speak with them in order to get the before they will just attack and destroy you. That is it is actually possible. So if Nick's entertains the giant, they might be happy and then uh Oliver feeds them something.

**[01:30:17]** That's a big nap. That's a plan. That is That is a plan. Sure you're talking about A nice meal before bed. Yes, so. Wank wank. Is this kind of one of those wank wank things? Yeah, it is. Oh okay, right right right. From side light to side light. I'm going to feed them right? I'm going to make them Um Great bread.

**[01:30:47]** Talking to Hardy, uh he can tell you it is because hang on. Go back to the the the head of the town guard. Yes, this guy knows. Second. Uh one sec.

**[01:31:05]** Yeah, it's it's about the same if not a little bit further to the tower of size as well as to Bolted's load on the other side. That is it is more than it is about two days uh to get to either of those locations. Two days march seeing as nobody has horses and nobody rides so. Anyone there recently? Pardon me? Anyone there headed there recently or returned from recently?

**[01:31:35]** Uh well, he does send guards on patrols out there. They got to They would get to the edge of the haunted going to or past them and that was about a That's about a day's march uh just to get to the haunted marshes.

**[01:31:49]** And uh all um reports from there are yeah, they're having bandits seen uh occasionally in the in the marshes Yeah, the whole family's crap. Yeah. Go on.

**[01:32:19]** I had to was funny. Is that a Is that a Marsh joke? No. Oh, that right. Marsh Marsh I think that I like the marsh now that I heard more.

**[01:32:44]** Like there's some uh treasure opportunity along the way sounds like bandits fuck those guys and I'd like to meet a giant that sounds cool.

**[01:32:58]** Sounds good.

**[01:33:02]** Because we're going to probably have word of our presence in the land if our


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## Part 2


# Dragonbane Campaign - Session Part 2


**[00:00]** Hey Burger the Goblin friend Yeah Grub Grub He's he's going back to break us up so I mean that's kind of taking care of it in in a small way right so let's go to Giant.

**[00:29]** Captain Did you say burger? Dude, that's why I can't take your seriously, man. Why we always fight?

**[00:45]** I love it. I'll talk to you later, Kevin. I'm already fine.

**[00:54]** Is that like Trevor detention? No. I mean, these my friends my high school friends.

**[01:05]** Shit.

**[01:09]** All right, well, I have everything I wanted to get from the town itself unless there was like someone more mystical that can like uh give us some hope. Cuz that temple is our whole purpose. We want to we want to get in there. I think like no one here that lives here cares about getting in there.

**[01:34]** They're They're just like that's what it is. Right? But we should we should try.

**[01:41]** Someone did give a shit about this area at one point in time.

**[01:49]** And a giant on your side. Come on.

**[01:57]** Sounds like a plan. All right.

**[02:04]** And I left. I was on fire. I was on fire. I was on fire.

**[02:27]** Sorry, I'm just getting things a little ready here.

**[02:32]** What's everybody's doing? What is everybody's has ever have you all agreed on a course of action? I think we agreed on the tower, didn't we? For a giant friend. Yeah, east it is. Sounds good. Are you heading out now? Or are you going to head out? It is after you've been talking you've had you talking with Jeronath. It is about 2:00 in the afternoon.

**[02:58]** Paid for a room Is there a benefit to sticking around or might as well head out save some save some time.

**[03:16]** So go to the end eat and then head out since we paid for it. I think we already ate. You had you had breakfast. Oh, okay. But you know Yeah.

**[03:34]** Okay. Go go go. Eat and head out then?

**[03:41]** Yep. All right. Do we want traveling by night into this new direction? Well, we'll just camp when it gets dark. Is there like good places to camp on the way? Do any of us know? Marshals like look pretty tame. Uh probably on the on the edge of the marshes, but not the marshes themselves. So we should time our arrival to to to camp to arrive at the edge of the marshes at nightfall so we have a whole day.

**[04:14]** Let's do that.

**[04:29]** Okay.

**[04:34]** Oh. So if we leave town, we're leaving by 30 gate. Yes.

**[04:49]** Unless there's some other combo people want to have in the tab run ready there.

**[05:04]** All right, well, let's let's set off then and travel everyone here.

**[05:13]** Are we nothing left to do? I think everyone's set out and we need to be talking everybody out.

**[05:25]** I think you pretty much yeah you everyone said you said out and you're You we did our tour. Yeah, you got what you need.

**[05:39]** I don't have a map for the marshes. I will just say as you Yeah, I know. Sorry. Oh come on. You know what? Let's Let's meet up This is this is push Audrey. Push. Shit Brian. Better than this.

**[05:59]** Flavor. Just trying to fix something here. Oh a map one? Okay. No, I'm uh in preparation, that's all. What about that?

**[06:15]** See, we weren't supposed to go to the marshes. That's why we didn't find mud in the the temple with the ghost. We felt a goblin. You see? Exactly. Oh, no, hang on a second. You're good. Anyways, no, there there actually isn't any maps for the marshes even in the adventure book itself. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

**[06:36]** So, so I will No, uh it is Well, we still it was are we are we teleporting straight there or is there any trouble on the way? Well, I'll I'll keep going from from this spot here until for a second. Let me just do one thing real quick.

**[07:05]** Oh, you're happy. You're lucky. Nothing happens on the route to the Haunted Marches. So we get to the edge of that. We get to the edge of the marshes. Way laid by bandits.

**[07:18]** And you you imagine you you camp uh there's there's the obvious the sounds of the of the night the there's a wolf howling off in the distance there's the crickets uh that are still chirping in the last few days of the um of the season of blooming uh the blooming season and it's it's a very very comfortable warm evening. There's a few clouds.

**[07:46]** You can see the half moon of uh half moon of Rothar and the pretty much the full moon of Athar hanging above the Marshlands, which gives it an airy-ish look of sort of an orange. Um no, sort of a bluish look is uh Athar is a bluish moon. Uh Rothar is more of an orange. It has more of an orange hue. So, it's more blue. Uh and there are far of the occasional gases you can see over the marsh lands.

**[08:16]** Off in the distance, you can see on the on the far end of the marsh, there is a large mound. It is not a tower. It looks like it was a tower and has since crumbled. We can see it from the edge. You can see it from the edge of the marsh land. As the the tallest thing. So, you know which direction you're going in, you know uh how to get there.

**[08:39]** There's like obviously the shrubs, the the the thicker and thinner layers of soil and mud and occasional areas of full on swampish brakish water which you'd have no idea which is if it's going to be thick or thin going through it. Okay. All right.

**[09:05]** Uh so when we when you begin in the morning, make sure everybody has zero zero baines on Yeah. Uh, nobody has any um uh Marks can their uh at your beach you're all clear, everyone is all clear, all perfectly healthy. Okay?

**[09:31]** Oh, you fuckers. You're so lucky. I'm I'm going to go with it. Like you just want to fail. Like you really want to fail. There no No, there is an there's a random events counter and from one to six nothing happens. All right. Otherwise, I was going to go through the the something does do do you want something to happen?

**[09:58]** Cuz I can roll again just so that you have something that happens before you reach the tower. No, I like to be full health. Full health. Let's just go by the rules. Sure. No, okay. I just want to make sure cuz I mean encounters can be interesting. We got all the way back to. You managed to get there to the tower and you you have actually followed um uh You have a You have a staff, right?

**[10:28]** You know, I don't think so. No.

**[10:34]** No. So you shall not I would like one if I see one. Oh, I I I just thought if you had one but nobody has a staff. Um Okay. So it's who is in the lead? That's what I'm saying in this case. Who is walking in the front of the uh the Well, not me. Not not Satan. I'm a I'm a I'm a weak little mage.

**[11:04]** Nick literally is not there. But I'll burn down the Marshals. Honest to shirt. Yeah, and your friends. And your friends, yeah. See, look at me sideways.

**[11:20]** All right, one second.

**[11:26]** Yeah, the Haunted Marshlands is a vast wetland full of buzzing insects, croaking toads, and squawking marshbirds, low trees with spidery aerial roots form of forest criss-crossed by channels and muddy paths. Okay, I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of so maybe I will be leading for the moment. That's not you, though. You your weakness is you prefer to stay at the at the back. But it's so enamouring. I know. So Oh.

**[11:55]** But it always turns into a fight, though, because I like staying at the back. Well, you can you can stay at the back while you are. Yeah, I We'll roll some bases or something. Okay, go ahead, Brian. Sure. Okay, no, actually, yeah. Uh, there are five of you. Right. We're on a path. Uh, I will say according to my list, Jane is uh the top of my list. So, Jane, you were one and two. Uh, Nick's three and four.

**[12:27]** Okay, so Jane, you're at the front. I saw this, I think would be right behind you. You're in the middle. And then Nick's and Oliver you're both sort of pulling up the rear and sometimes Nick gets ahead of ahead of Nick.

**[12:49]** Uh I'm more behind than Kevin. So, um Jane, can you just roll your intelligence? Just just click on the INT at the top of your among your things. Nope, nope, sorry.

**[13:18]** Uh Oh jeez, that was pretty close. So that makes me angry.

**[13:26]** Yes, you're actually getting angry because it's taking you longer to get there and then you realize that you because of the some of the trees and such you kind of gone around in circles and you spent an additional hour trying to get there and it's now getting a little dark not darker because it's still summer um but you are getting everyone's getting a little agitated of how long it's going so Yeah.

**[13:52]** Actually you're making all of that You're aware now and your awareness has so you've got you find a nice stick a long stick that you can use to poke into the ground so you're not going to fall into any quick sandish or thicker boggier wetland area.

**[14:14]** You find an actual path that carries you through the marshes without having to go through anything any deep bracket waters. You also avoid areas where there seems to be like spider webs off of the distance.

**[14:32]** You don't meet anybody, but as you get closer and closer to the the tower, you're finally getting close and you can actually you know that you're several feet away and you hear some voices overhead amongst the thicket. Okay. Okay. Um, are they discernible or is like murmuring or Hang on, give me one second.

**[14:57]** I just want to make sure I haven't set these up right or P break.

**[15:26]** Do you guys hear music? Yep. Yeah, yeah. It's weird cuz I just it just sort of started itself at this point. I need to I'll move you guys to position.

**[15:44]** Do you have a map for the marshes? No, I don't have a map for the marshes, but I do have a map for where you guys come out.

**[16:03]** All right, here we go. I'll wait till Jeff's coming back for break and then I'll we'll launch the next map. Okay.

**[16:30]** Looks like a very Irish. This is actually the map The music that I've set up for outskirts. Whenever you actually enter outskirts, you should be hearing this sound of this music. Okay. Yeah, it's not bad. No, I probably blocked something in Chrome that makes that You have any Anya by the way? Do not have any Anya. No, that's an actual just in joke.

**[16:59]** The first time I heard Anya, I think as a maybe or the name was one of tossed off of Justin's parents' roof. And now, I'm sure we look back, probably a bad idea, but honestly he's like, "Any of that's kind of looked it up." Oh, Justin, your parents had great teaching music, so if you just let them know, like what you love so bad.

**[17:29]** They're still looking for Wow. already I'll pay for the Spotify, like monthly. I actually feel bad, actually. And fuck your mother said to me and I always remember this.

**[17:44]** He said, "Trevor, or forgive or never forget." Does that mean it's Eve thing or the I don't know the fucking confetti and the egg and the microwave and I don't know if that was a stay one with the microwaves and that that guy was really mad and Bob was standing up there like I don't know. All nonsense to me, but you're full.

**[18:18]** I just checked fucking nuts. I love it. I love it.

**[18:27]** Oh good God. This is the game with Mike, wasn't it? Justin? Who's Mike? It's the God I like the the the neighbor. That was really mad about the fuck. What's his name? Mike? Mr. Steiner? I guess I just told him his name. It was Mike Steiner. We're piecing it together. Mr. Steiner. Oh, awesome.

**[18:56]** I love the fact that call Mr. Steiner still. Uh, Darren with Mr. Steiner, I know him for 35 years. I've thought about this for a while and And uh, that whole like firing like rockets and and we pushed over the uh chicken coop and stuff. I've taken some time to think about it. It wasn't that hilarious with you starter.

**[19:25]** Now that I'm old enough to have my own chicken coop, I realize.

**[19:33]** I didn't chill. What the fuck is even that? Oh God.

**[19:48]** I really think they're important and uh Yeah, I really look at back I actually really want to look at back like like the like ultimate universe like actually like about the man I mean like what's his family about?

**[20:11]** fuck up you know you back yet Yeah I look up on Facebook So as you're finally getting closer where are you?

**[20:40]** We won't make it to the tower before dark and you're walking so slowly says one the other replies get back tonight. Can't you carry the keg now? It's so darn heavy. The voices belong to two young men slight uh in light leather. Uh so they're ahead of you. Do you want to try to sneak up to them? Do you want to just make yourselves known to them? These are goblins?

**[21:10]** No, uh these are bandits. Remember they're bandits bandits in the marshes or they're likely bandits. Okay. Like human human Well, I can tell you. I just put the They're They're rogue I can sneak up and maybe back out. They're walking. I'd be glad to do that. Just saying that. They're walking. You can hear them. They are walking away from you. Also in the same direction as the uh the tower. Bandits are bad, right? So we should attack them. Well, I mean maybe. Be you I'd be glad to back step. I didn't want to.

**[21:39]** Just hear the word. Well, you you head that way will we got your back. I just like that's happening. Good word. Don't care. I'm getting old. I don't have a lot of backstabbing left in me. Well, if we watch them get into the tower, then maybe we can like figure out Maybe more plans than foe. I don't know, but I just like to backstab them, but you guys figure it out.

**[22:10]** We could just follow him behind them if they're walking because they know how to get there. If that's the case you would if that is the case, then you want to sneak. So, otherwise, they'll they'll hear you following as well. So, if everybody wants to roll their sneaking skill Wait, can I just jump in here? Can we just maybe get the sneak to do this first? Because we all do this. Someone's bound to fail. You know what I mean? And we're almost at the tower, right? Oh, right. We're close enough to see the tower.

**[22:39]** Assassins, nobody's going to see Assassins. He's He's sort of blended into everything. Even with a Yeah, even with a uh sneaking of five, he did a pretty good job. All right. Oh god, I am rolling some eyes I am so sorry I'm Actually, wait a second. Uh Oh god. Oliver had a had a had a triple a critical fail. And yeah, on a push.

**[23:08]** Oliver actually says out loud. Hey you shouldn't have brought that flask with me. Okay. I can't don't bring the flask. Guys, uh certain reroll. Shall I do a push? Or just reroll? No, no, just reroll. Just reroll sneaking? Uh Yeah, just reroll sneaking. Cuz basically I'm going to give it to you because of uh uh of Isatis is one, uh everybody get everybody else gets a boon. Oh, okay.

**[23:38]** So this means you're still uh not good, so Let me read What What's that um push Give it push again push That will give me one Yes, now you can push. Now you can push that sneaking. So it means Oh Christ sake. You're You're just too loud. I'm doing this again. Oliver, I'm going to get you Oliver, reroll your sneaking. Sure, just for fun. Okay. Yeah, just for fun. How much more can I bumble this one?

**[24:10]** So I got dazed on my agility then. Screaming one. And Nick, you have to roll With a boon. You can reroll it with a boon. I haven't rolled it yet. Okay, okay, here we go. Yeah.

**[24:33]** So unfortunately the Jane and Asatus and uh heard the goblins or not the goblins, I'm sorry. Heard the two voices up ahead and they were sneak but unfortunately Oliver and Nick's were having a back and they didn't quite hear anything and they're still arguing and then the voices stop and they hear hey who goes there in the marshes. Nick and Oliver arguing.

**[25:05]** Oh, you go a lot of talk a lot. And starting Exactly. And starting to sort of caught in the middle and he's like trying to guys quiet. We don't want them to hear quiet.

**[25:24]** Is it initiative time? I'll pretend not to sneak then if they've seen us so just like oh hello. No the sneaking was sort of a are you going to sneak but you're like okay but then you didn't see you're not sneaking. All right. And technically the whole group is not sneaking because you sneak as they group. Okay.

**[25:51]** Uh, but the two people who did get a good sneaking role, I will give them a bit of a boon on if something if anything actually happens in terms of such. Uh Um, but nothing is going on right now. You're just it's just two other people in the marshes. Right, so like we can just talk to those two guys. All right, you come into a uh clearing in the thicket. You're still a fair distance from the tower so I don't have a map for you.

**[26:20]** Um, and they say and who might who might you be? Who are you in?

**[26:28]** Uh, Jane, you're the first person in the in the group so I'm going to Let's see if if you can answer them first. Yeah. But I didn't make a noise. No, I know, but because they are sort of the uh there, you're still part of the group. Once again, if anything happens, you I'm going to give you and uh Satya a bit a a boot on if anything happens, but you're still the front of the group.

**[26:57]** So they ask me where we're why we're here. Yes, who are you? What are you doing in the in the Oh, we're just exploring. We've never been into this area before. Oh, are you are you adventurers? Sort of, I guess, yeah. Trying to be. Adventurers and naturalists, we're studying the floor and thought of the area.

**[27:26]** That is interesting.

**[27:31]** We might be uh Will it help you? You have some alcohol? Can we come to an agreement? I've got two mugs still. I don't be touching my flask. If you're adventurous Perhaps we can enter into a bargain. There is a great treasure to be had just beyond these marshes. Go on.

**[28:08]** My my partner Fader and I. I am Rook. Rooky. Uh human, they're both human. They you know bit of leathers and such. They say uh up ahead is the tower of size. And it is As you can see it has fallen into ruin but there is a hidden area beneath it. And we have heard there is great treasure to be had underneath the tower.

**[28:38]** But there is a giant that guards the tower. We have a small group of of uh uh fellow adventures just up ahead on the edge of the uh outside of the tower.

**[28:58]** Uh If you would If you would be interested, perhaps you would be you could you could explore the tower and we could stay back and help if you ever get into any trouble.

**[29:24]** That sounds helpful. Yeah. I don't I'm going to like wave my wing and be like, "I trust them." So these are nice If you follow us. If you follow us. be wrong with a couple bandits. They seem pretty tame. Guys know where any poison eggs are we can pick up?

**[29:54]** All right, I'll be quiet. Need a bigger flask.

**[30:02]** If you follow us, I shall introduce you to our the leader of our group. Her name is I'm sure she would be interested in meeting you. I'm sorry but actually what was her name? I actually didn't hear it. Ursic. Ursic, okay. Ursic.

**[30:27]** And you sure enough you follow them. And it is only about another it's barely another 100 100 100 yards or so to the base of the tower. And you find yourselves with uh a woman surrounded by several other characters. In like a camp? In in a camp. And up up the hill the slope and the path leads up you can see a wall.

**[30:57]** We're not on castle really yet. We're outside. I'm sorry? We're not not on the You're not in the castle. You're actually just outside. Still along the tree line. Okay.

**[31:13]** I apologize again. Again, I'm trying to keep up. You said there was like two bandits, but I see one, two, three, four, six. Yes, you were following two bandits and they lead you into a part uh to their the rest of their group. So there's I see. Okay. I Okay. Seven of them all together. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Wow.

**[31:36]** I know it's just Just go ahead. Whatever you do is probably a good idea. Just figure it out yourselves. Just be here being my little friend. A great rock surrounded by low trees rises from the swamp. At the top of the cliff is a large tower of red stone. The narrow staircase that once led up to the entrance has been raised and there are gaping holes in the side of the building. The wind carries sighs and blood blood-curdling wails the tower.

**[32:12]** Well, Uh, seen as you show up with Ruki and Fader, uh, they don't uh, they don't set upon you or attack you. Uh, Ershik just said something, "And who might this be?" And Ruki and, uh, Fader introduce you is, "Oh, these young adventurers come to explore. They said that they're looking for adventure and, um, studying the the natch the wildlife?" Yes.

**[32:42]** Yes. Yes. Yes, correct. I love that.

**[32:52]** Fine. No, it's fine. Go ahead. Well, she offers she uh there's a there's a fire in the middle of this camp. She offers you all a place along the fire uh and says now, as you understand we are we have only we have come upon this tower ourselves before ED. So we do have the the the full claim of the treasure.

**[33:18]** However, if you would like to uh help us with the giant that uh rests within the tower, we will be willing to uh share with you one-third of the treasure uh if you help us to drive the to help to drive the giant away. Looks like we Uh aren't going to be friends with the giant. Uh Wow. That sounds good. Let's go.

**[33:51]** This isn't the 70s.

**[33:58]** Can we all do like a little hot rod kind of thing? We like can we talk about this and you know kind of Yeah. around around like They they completely understand that Excuse us for a second. It is one second.

**[34:18]** Okay, we should we don't mean to be rude, fair enough.

**[34:25]** Yeah. I don't think we should be friends with the giant. Let's just get in there, we'll find whatever we need and then we'll third of the third of the treasure and we'll see where we go. It was more like great.

**[34:45]** I think I like the idea. What I'm thinking is we can all disagree and let them go first, right? And when they're dead, whatever, even if there's like two left, we take the giant down, we take the other two down, kill them all and we'll walk with all their trust. That's my idea. That's terrible. We're not terrible. Throw up. Jesus. Okay, well if they go You raise with a silver spoon up your ass.

**[35:15]** Do they look trustworthy? Do they look like they'll turn on us? Do we have any sort of intuition on the matter? You You have no intuition on that. You guys don't know that. Um Okay. But I feel like You can they are Do you are you willing to accept the 1/3 of the uh uh of the treasure for doing the work? Right? So Are Oh, they're not coming with Well, us it's 1/3 No, no, no.

**[35:44]** They're We're going to send you in and then you take care of the giant and then I thought they needed our help to take care of the giant. What? They were send you in One the giant these guys wanted to steal us We can cross that bridge when we come to it. Maybe we'll sneak off in the other direction with all the treasure. I'm sorry.

**[36:04]** I just see that Brian so what they're going to send us in they want you to go in and do with the giant and then once because because they were here first they get the two-thirds of the treasure, but you have to deal with the giant. They're not going to help them if they can spare at least the two people that were getting the keg. Ask them if they can spare a couple, a couple of their bravest soul I need to use persuasion.

**[36:34]** I am not good at persuading. Can somebody else It was your It was your suggestion. You're up to be the one that rolls. Oh Jesus Are these and suggesting like go kill that giant when they come back give us one third of the treasure? Two thirds for them. Two thirds Is that what they're hearing? Yeah, that's what they're doing. The other thing, let's just kill them. It's It's bartering. 20 bartering, whoa. I might I still have a chance.

**[37:04]** It's It's bartering, it's not it's not performance. It was per persuasion. Uh Oh, who you're rolling for them though, right? On bartering? So they're terrible. I he's rolling rolled bartering. That's That's for the 1/3 of the thing. You were trying to roll You have to roll persuasion, not performance. Oh, so Oh, I I I I can't Yeah, sorry, I trevered up on that. one. No. There we go. Uh it's still a failure. I don't like that, Andrew.

**[37:31]** No, she's They're both charisma They're not going to risk their lives with this giant uh when they have these uh strong, powerful adventures who uh are much more better equipped than than they are. Are we better equipped? Well, they seem to think they seem to think you are. Oh. Hey, Jay may know it because what I'm thinking what Jay's How ever is why why do you fuck off persuade them to fuck off?

**[38:00]** Who has a decent bartering skill among you guys? I mean be. The person with the best bartering skill roll your bartering. My only tell is Yeah, they will definitely I understand I understand that it isn't actually a difficult thing we ask of you and a dangerous thing we ask of you. So we will be willing to part with half. Half Half the treasure.

**[38:30]** Sure, and then we can decide at the end whisper to our group. Sound good? Onwards and downwards, upwards is a tower, right? We do another family feud huddle here just for a second. Only because I need to understand I just need to understand this, Bellas. Let's do it. Let's just do it we can decide at the end. And Jane and Jane. So what I'm hearing is these bandits like bandits to this giant thing. We're like oh go kill that giant. We're going to take half of them.

**[38:56]** I'm just being Maybe another sip from my flask, wondering, what the fuck? They're like, go kill the giant, give us half. We can decide on the way out. But when we pick Oh my god. Let's just do it. Maybe we take A wish at all if we if we change your mind. If we're if we dead if we're dead we can't split the treasure. Why oh my god, how does it make any sense? Well, we're here. Go kill this person come back to his half.

**[39:27]** Which one of them would go with us? Would volunteer? None of them. Yeah. None of these bandits are going to come with you. Cuz they've seen it. This is where I am and the giant. Right. Then there's only five of them left when we come back out. I kind of wonder if this is where I am. Yeah. Okay, we'll give you a half. Let's just That's what go I'm in saying.

**[39:56]** and we can discuss it in there.

**[40:02]** With the giant.

**[40:08]** I still think I can win over the giant. All right. Well, I'm heading towards the tower. See you there. No, it's it's along the bottom. Oh, sorry. This is the Sorry. The bottom? This is the the route that takes Oh, you up Oh, oh, this is the entrance right here, right? All right. It's it's right. This is the entrance. And then we we we pop over to I'm going there too. On the way I'm I'm similar to guys. You guys are out. It's up the it's up the hill. It's yeah, you think you you've not made friends with these guys. That's true. A fucking jerk. Yeah, my ass.

**[40:36]** Hey, it's worth trying because they seem to think they're going to get something out of it. I don't care. I'm just still saying that. Okay, are we ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. This must have This must have once been a mighty fortress, four stories high and built of red stone. The roof is flat and surrounded by battlements, but the tower is badly damaged. One broken wall is wide open, blacken with soot.

**[41:02]** There's stone scattered around across the ground around it as if a huge fireball once blasted through the wall. Up close, one can hear distinct sights or size that make one's blood run cold. That's the sound of the wind blowing through the the holes and the windows and the cracks in the tower.

**[41:26]** Ooh. Ooh.

**[41:31]** I waiting for other people to go in first. I'm I'm I'm like what is happening? Um When you get Okay Okay. This is yeah this right here is the door. It is the only entrance to the place. The windows are at least uh 8 ft off the ground. Enter here friend. Let's go.

**[42:01]** Who wants to go first? Go ahead Kevin. Next. Jane steps up to the door. Hang on a second. Go ahead, Nick, you coward.

**[42:14]** Yeah, you hurt me. I'm watching. I'm waiting. What do you go man? In the far corner of the of the main floor. You can't miss him. It's a giant. He's roughly about 14 to 16 What? Paul. Okay, hi.

**[42:42]** He is a wall in in flesh and form himself. Takes up the corner of the room. Uh, as soon as he sees uh Jane peer into the corner, "Get out there." He says, "Leave me alone." Uh, he tosses a piece of rubble that's like from the the dilapidated wall at in your direction.

**[43:08]** It's not aiming for you He's not It doesn't aim it like it's you don't even have to dodge. It just hits the wall itself. Chunks of the wall fall apart and like this tower could even fall down from if enough of those stones are knocked out. But you know that it if he wanted to hurt you, it would have been a much closer shot and it then it wasn't. Okay. Okay. All right.

**[43:37]** He's a little bit scared kind of. Like, what are you doing here? I don't know what he's like, I kind of that, like, cool. I don't know what that is.

**[43:48]** He's protecting his house. I can tell you but answer some questions about this. Yeah, that's better. Are you going in? Yes. Yes, go ahead. Well, just a little, like, you may you may need some uh to chat before it's Why would you Why would you You're a female mage go first. Get out. I don't care. Can't you bandits leave me alone?

**[44:17]** Oh no, we're not bandits. I holler from way back here.

**[44:23]** I love it. Bandits are down by that fire. They're talking about coming in here and stealing something from you, but I don't know what they're talking about. Oh. This one see if you are real. Uh-oh. I'm real. I don't want to be left alone.

**[44:44]** Do we think we could take this giant if he were to attack? There's some intelligence no no roles We don't know anything about it just looks scary and big. He looks very scary and very big. Do we know if they have any weaknesses? Not really.

**[45:09]** I don't No, I'm playing this right here. Well, I'm going to play a Johnny tune on my flute.

**[45:25]** I just love story. I just picture everything a Johnny tune. Johnny. It's really giant. Hi, I'm going to play Johnny tune. Roy, Roy, are you doing a are you using your ability or you just doing a performance? No, race spirits.

**[45:43]** Yep. So use it and then roll your person roll your person.

**[45:51]** There's no sneaking. Well, I mean you can see but you still have to come through the door. I'm saying I still have a boon from earlier is what I'm saying. Oh, uh no you're playing without a boon. You're not playing you're playing with no boon and no bane. Playing now.

**[46:11]** Yeah, so so next player famous hit. I'm a coward. I always go last. I'm a coward. Play that one. Using performance Yeah. or musician. Like I don't know what the abilities part of this is lost me again. The so hang on a second. You've used your have you used like you clicked on the musician? Right. But that just like gives me But I think Hang on one second. I got to find your character sheet.

**[46:45]** Yeah, so you actually have to click on the musician cuz it then you use the three willpower points.

**[46:54]** Click on the musician thing. I've clicked and it does that.

**[47:03]** So I got a sec. Okay, so with willpower you just do it, right? Like there's no skill level Okay. It's supposed to remove three uh three move uh just reduce your willpower by three and then roll performance because that shows that you've used You're clicking on the uh text circle. The tell tells you what it is. No, I even I even clicked on musician uh didn't his well power either and it should have. Maybe there's something else I haven't turned on, I don't know. Yeah.

**[47:33]** Okay, so you're just saying reduce well by three and then roll your persuasion. Okay. Or persuasion or performance? Performance.

**[47:48]** That'll work. That will do. Uh, you you can sense uh Jane, just looking at him at this point. As soon as you hear these these tones coming from NYX's pipe, is it a was it a flute or a harp? What's your instrument? Or do you have an instrument? It's a flute. It's a flute. So you hear the flute tones coming from just outside and you can see it actually has a strange more common effect on this giant.

**[48:18]** He's less He seems to be less grumpy grumpy and it's the whole music sucks the savage beast. He's just settled settling down. And he's kind of looking off into the eye into the air trying to figure out where the fuck that music's coming. But he seems to like it. Oh, perfect. I I love that for us because I am mixed Karl him and this is my group of adventurers. What's your name?

**[48:47]** I'm glam glam. Glam glam, I love it. Bam bam I'm sorry, what? That's what his pardon. His name is Glam Glam the Giant. That's awesome. Hey, okay. I am Glam Giant. Dental down, Lisa needs braces.

**[49:16]** Jane, what are you saying? Why I just did his name I was writing it down Who's coming in second? Is anybody following Jane into the You know I am because you know what I'm going to like work with Kevin on the whole conman thing seems like we've got a boon of persuasion. I'm in there too. I play cards what's going on you want to play some cards?

**[49:40]** Well okay guys there are now four people and going on five people walking into this room with a big giant and he's not like he hasn't said come on in so at this point Who's talking to him? Who's Oliver who came in second? Who came in second? Okay, I'm going to take my shoes off. You're still in the point. The shoes off to be to be hospitable to his home, correct?

**[50:08]** He's he's he's a Japanese he's a Japanese giant. I've got I've got beat whatever. Would he be more acceptable to talking to an elf? Like they're more no It's at this point he he's not he wouldn't understand he all he sees all of you, except nobly enough Oliver as a bandit threat. Might be might be a bit much for the poor fella. What time of day is this for him?

**[50:34]** He's uh it is actually early evening. It would be about 6:00 to 7:00, so like the the sun is is slowly going down. It's getting a little darker. Um and he can't see he he he's you can Hear the music, you can see the music is definitely having an effect a comedy effect on him and he's just looking right at Oliver. What?

**[51:04]** Oh my god, all right. Okay, so my flask is running empty because you know what I'm a functioning alcohol duck. Um I'm I suppose to drink twice for once. I don't know, I lost. I lost, okay. You lost that persuasion. Sorry. And you can't you can't push this. I'm persuaded. I was going to say what were you going to say?

**[51:33]** You're looking straight up the I'm going I was going to say you know what Oh wait no yeah Actually no stop stop stop giant we're all here to help you. Stop. Uh with music gives a boon. With his music it should give you a boon. Although technically because he was playing the You're playing the one that gives him a bane, weren't you? Or were you playing that gives everybody a boon? I thought it was a boat.

**[52:00]** No, it just was one or the other are there are technically two songs that he that he has. Yeah. So was it a bane or a boon? This was a boon one. This one was like I wanted to give the boon to Well well I was just playing the music, period. The performance point. Yeah. Right? So you musician is trying to use and The musician ability phones or if he thinks I'm a fool then maybe he's still fucked up.

**[52:29]** So you're working a boon or bane to him then, right? Yeah. I'll I'll I'll put this to I'll put this to the room, right? I got a second rule with a boon. So I think No I'll take the 20 make it a two. Is that there? You know what? I'm going to I'm going to give you the uh this one, Trevor. Uh so you can It's not a role right should have you should have a little red mark next to your persuasion. You can remove that red mark and you take the two.

**[52:58]** Mainly because uh of everybody, he's the most interested in you. So you get a spoon on your persuasion. Everybody else would take a regular would have a regular thing cuz he's just he's very fixated on you in a in a sort of What the fuck are you? Sort of look. Yeah, well. Right. Uh So you can talk to him. You can talk to him. What do you want to say?

**[53:29]** Uh I'm going to say um well what would I say being me? Hi there. Look, meet my friends. This is my friend Jane Parker. She's amazing. Talk to her and by the way, we're just wondering how you do it.

**[53:50]** I just want peace and quiet. And these bandits keep coming. Day and night wanting my treasure, wanting to get in here. What I'm not my sorry, not wanting my treasure, wanting to get past me. Won't leave me alone. They talk, they fight, they I've killed so many of them. I'm just tired. Oh, I I do have a response to that. I'll just be honest. I'm like, you know, Giant, can we just be honest? Let's just be honest.

**[54:19]** I'm always throwing my flask. I should have brought a second flask. But uh you know, we had some banter up there, right? You know what the truth is? So I go in there and do that giant and then want like half the gold. This is crazy, right? This is why we came in. Just wanted to tell you what's going on. And Yeah. So I think the way could probably we we work out is just give us half the goal now and then we'll go kill the bandits. Well, I was happy, right? You know, you have the goal and then you're done.

**[54:48]** We can have We kill the bandits or maybe we'll just run away. We could just say that, but you know, what does that sound? No. No. No? No. What do I What do you think? Let Let me tell you what I I can open the way to the basement, but you need to do something for glam glam. Glam glam?

**[55:18]** Glam glam's hungry. Glam glam's fucking goat man. And he's looking Actually, yeah, he noticed that Nick has some has goat legs too. And he looks he looks between all of and Nick's Nick's and Oliver. Yeah. Yeah, I think my fear is that Very hungry.

**[55:42]** If you were to bring me wild boar, I might let you go in uh I might let you go into the basement. Oh, I don't know. Do you like If you bring me something If you were to bring me something good, I might That you into the basement. He loves poison egg and uh dragon egg omelettes.

**[56:12]** Yeah. Shut up. Are Are we we can go hunting? I mean, like that's fine. Yeah. Got to be something. I don't know. Sounds like we're going to the basement. It sounds like we're only being led down to the basement. It's what I'm thinking. I don't know. Sounds like we're going down to the basement. It's what I'm thinking. We shelter the night anyway. Hang out with Giant. We don't have to worry about the bandit.

**[56:41]** I just have to say it's kind of weird. Let's go this guy. Yeah, let's go hunting. He watches go down with his basement. Sleeping ham and then Yep. Sleeping ham. So yes, we kept our promise. We got him a boar but he could feed it for breakfast. I'll do this once again. I think it's kind of weird. This met this guy is like come down in my basement.

**[57:07]** I tell my brother fucking get me on me like What the hell? You have to give us some popsicle or something? Yeah.

**[57:22]** Fuck. Are we going boar hunting?

**[57:29]** Two votes for boar hunting. So, you make your way out of the the the tower. As you make your way down again, the the bandits are looking at is he dead? Did you kill him? Uh Uh Somebody Let's take the lead. I've got poor charisma.

**[57:55]** No, he's hungry. We're going to get him some food. What? To distract him. We're did as we're going to kill him. We're going to kill him when he's eating. He's he's he looks like he would put lay waste to our whole group. All right. So uh we're just uh yeah we're we're fibbing. We're just telling him what he wants to hear. Don't don't say we're fibbing. I don't see that. Not in front Not in front of the Not in front of the giant of course.

**[58:24]** Okay, we'll don't do that. They're They're They're listening. Okay, so next you're playing all the way out. Yeah. Just backing out with the the things on me. He's He's mesmerized I'm sure. So looking at my legs. As As you're leaving, the last thing he does is few plots.

**[58:51]** He liked it. He liked your music. Oh, I like that. Well, I always the first time. So, what is it like? They're like, you're going to feed the giant. What is what would you feed him? Do you know where any boar are? Wild boar, not tame boar. Couple of bandits look at each other and they they like Yeah.

**[59:20]** And they point off in the sort of a north northwestern direction of the marshes where you from where you guys are standing. They say there is we did come across a small family of four and there was a larger one there that probably would feed them well.

**[59:42]** And it's it's not too far off. So they send you off into the woods in the marsh land. Once again, they're not going to come with you. They they've really made made it clear that they're not going to be your friends. Okay, trying to help solve this for both sides I feel like because Yeah. lost a lot of people trying to get in there and Yeah.

**[01:00:05]** So if we just give them money food maybe that's going to help instead of you guys losing another bandit party member. What if the meat had very potent sleeping poison? What do you mean?

**[01:00:23]** Roll roll your intelligence.

**[01:00:29]** Come in right up. Actually, no, roll roll your awareness. Okay. There it is.

**[01:00:39]** Yeah, you think that's a probably a good idea.

**[01:00:50]** Anybody else so you bring that up to the rest of the group? No, don't mention it to them. Not not to the bandits but Oh sorry to the rest of the group. You've sort of moved on you're heading in the direction of the you've you've gone hunting okay you've got you're you're going hunting. Uh do you bring that up to the rest of the group? For sure. All right everybody else roll your awareness. Okay game confuses me um I better get a good roll of that. time I'm due.

**[01:01:19]** I've got a role awareness. Awareness. That didn't work. Oh. Well, nope. Of everybody will Yeah. Hey, Oliver is the first person to figure this out and certain is well because you both work. There's a large stone slab in the middle of the room which you pretty much are certain is the way to the basement. Okay. The giant could move that lab.

**[01:01:48]** But you probably No, no, no. So if you put the giant to sleep, you're not getting into the basement. Does anyone have any spells? Who tells the giant? Who cares? We've killed the giant. Well, a lot of other things. Well, sweet. This means we're out. I know I just killed those bandits. Where are we? Fuck you, bandits. Do I think my pillar spell will uh raise that thing? That That can be vegetables. Okay. I can't tell you that.

**[01:02:18]** You can consider it, but I can't tell you if it will work or not. We have to be in there doing If I cast it right now with the with the giant notice. No, you're not anywhere here You can cast it right now, but you're Oh my god. Oh, you broke up there, but I I bet Yeah, we're off we're supposed to be hunting. a little bit. Yeah, you you're you're gone hunting right now. So, if you say that I'm going to try it now No, no.

**[01:02:46]** And you can cast pillar in the middle of the swamps and all we'll do is make a pillar in the middle. Yeah, no, I won't. No, I won't.

**[01:02:55]** If you need a Who has if you need a hunt well Does anybody have a good bush craft skill. I do. Mine's only seven. Mine's Who has 14. Oh, look at that. All right. Uh, everybody else, if you want to roll bush craft with a boon, Sure, why not? Yeah. Cancel Which the you mean you can be roll here uh Oliver? I nailed it. No, roll again. Funny, that's good. How do I add the boon?

**[01:03:25]** Oh my god. Martin nailed it. Look at Good job, I think that's a bane, Jeff. Or no, sorry. I put one in boons. I mean it's still I I failed anyways, so don't matter. You had a bane. Yeah, Jeff, you're you've got bane on for some reason. Yeah, but I put my one in boons.

**[01:03:55]** Oh, and it's zero bane?

**[01:04:01]** Just trying to follow along here, but didn't Andrew or starting to roll a one on the old bush crap, which is actually a really good rule? Yes, that's why everybody else is supposed to get a boon. See? Well, I see. Okay. Oh, fair enough. I'm just trying to follow along. I have one in boon and and I got I think I got 20 620 Well, anyway, you would have got an 11 there. So, Yeah, so it wouldn't have Yeah. wouldn't have it still would have failed if that's what we're We're going with weapons.

**[01:04:31]** Yeah, even your awareness you've got a 14 and five and it come up as the five not the 14. That's very weird.

**[01:04:42]** All right, well, I bush craft it. Thank you. That's very strange. Okay, anyways, um it does not take you very long to track down a a few bore. Um Is this a fight or can we easily kill a boar?

**[01:05:07]** Wow, boar is wild boar.

**[01:05:13]** Uh, let's go see. Cuz the person with the best hunting really Oh, there's hunting and fishing. Yes. Who Does anybody have a good hunting and fishing skill?

**[01:05:30]** Mine's only seven. Mine's only six. We're not 100% sure. I was just going to find a boar and punch it. We could just kind of like I think in fishing I'm going to say I'm going to say do you have a good score except I'm titsy so don't believe by don't believe the duck. Isn't there a sneaky I'm going guy to get with a dagger Have they noticed this? These four?

**[01:05:58]** Yeah, that's that's a no. Yeah, okay.

**[01:06:06]** With that bush craft reroll, you can reroll that hunting and fishing. Everybody do again try hunting and fishing with a boon. With a boon. Boon. Hunting and fishing with a boon. Boon boon boon. Let's go. Back to the boon. All right.

**[01:06:28]** Hey, that Oh right cuz that was with a Oh, that boon didn't even Oh it wasn't the boon. My boon never worked. Doesn't matter you still succeeded. It succeeded yeah.

**[01:06:46]** All right we've got a couple. I want I want to Jeff took his bean away and now he's just got normal. We're all having trouble here. Oh you it doesn't take you too long. You two minutes to take it down.

**[01:06:59]** Now uh of everybody um Oliver got it on and I got the first actually just playing around yeah cool Yes I saw us and Nick's are basically the best ones to to actually track it down I think I saw us plays or Nick's plays a a bit of a tune just to lull it and then I saw us gets in and and does the final kill so you manage to capture a boar it's a large boar and it does take a couple of you to to trust it and carry it back, but it has been about an hour to an hour and a half.

**[01:07:34]** The sun is gone as is it's it is now setting. Uh, so it is getting quite dark. Um, If anybody has a torch, you probably want to bring your torch up now. Yep, I have a torch.

**[01:07:52]** So you bring out your torch, you you walk back to the to the tower keep. Yeah, just kind of staring at the bandits as you walk by with the with your board. And the smug little thing I was like, we're doing something uh positive. Hahaha. Fuck all of you. Sort of thing. And the bandits are kind of still looking at you. Oh, can I just lift my like my my my my my duck hood and like show my butt and like give my duck fart?

**[01:08:22]** Yes, you can. Okay, good. T T T Roll your flat flat flat. Roll your flat off. We flat ones right now. So show him your spot hidden so to speak. Um Who is going to present the bore to Glam Glam?

**[01:08:49]** It doesn't sound like it's going to go well, seriously. It's too easy. God God. You have a little fair music. Let's you go ahead. Let's do that. Well, like you guys can bring it in and I'll I'll make a little noise about it. With the Yeah. performance So you have to do the same thing uh musician and performance again. Musician first?

**[01:09:16]** We don't need to use musician just to perform us. No, the musician is actually using his ability because if he just performs it just doesn't sound and then it's basically just like looks into music. It's not going to do anything. Musician actually uses the magic of the performance to either adventure his party or disadvantage the opposition. Uh, remember Oh, yeah, you did it. Yeah. And then performance.

**[01:09:46]** Or did you do Was that your performance role? Performance role and I lowered my willpower to eight. Why? Well, cuz I used Well, yes, you role you role your willpower at date. Yes, I was thinking you anyways. So, that was That's your performance. You perform again uh with the musician thing. Uh, and he's once again he's happy he's seems to be happy to see you. He's very happy to see the large bore.

**[01:10:15]** On Is this the meal you were looking for? Tell him it nearly killed us. It nearly It nearly killed us. We're We're barely alive, although I think we all look spry. Hunch my back. Are you in this chair? Doing pretty good. Are you in this chair and what's up? I'm I'm outside. I'm at the door. Where is everybody else? Hang Hanging out with Yeah, just kind of hanging out with On my turn Listen what I'm going to get You have and we're inside I said this.

**[01:10:45]** I'm going to say to I said this. So you're book letter hey. I never got a chance to go to school. Good for you. That's why I'm saying I said this this call. Go ahead. Okay. Glam Glam He pulls the bore he takes the bore from you and you can watch him eat or you can sort of give him his space. He doesn't care one way or the other. Ask him he's going to be eating this thing first.

**[01:11:15]** Ask him if he should go on onwards and downwards to give him some privacy to the basement. He waves you off. He's going to He's going to eat his food. Okay. Okay. So we have to come back. You've got to give him his space because he was very hungry and Well. He technically holds all the Okay. I'll keep playing my tune while he eats I'll search the camp for any uh loose coins, but not make it obvious. is while he's eating the boar.

**[01:11:44]** Well, their bandits they're not going to their their purses are very tight. Okay, well, you know, perception is a virtue. Yeah. Really so like starting just like one around the bandits. I'm friendly. You can go back and you can go back and sit with the bandits if you want. It's going to probably be an hour. Uh so it is going to be very dark. Talk up this lady and ask her uh what she's doing tomorrow.

**[01:12:17]** Spending my gold if you if you adventures do do well here tonight.

**[01:12:27]** I can kill the bandits. I'm so confused here. Like either kill a giant or kill some stupid bandits. Why are we doing this? They're friendly folks. I'm just thinking myself. I'm getting They're not attacking you. Are you attacking them? No, I know. Just this is this is my invoice duct voice. I just bring it to another class and I'm like, why are you fucking like All right. giant Fuck. Okay. Okay. Very good. Yeah.

**[01:12:56]** Well, if we're not If we're not doing anything, let's wait an hour. Has anything happened in that hour? When you come back are you come back to the place? Uh, we're going to maintain that uh Nick is still he's playing he might be playing in several different songs. They're all doing their magic on Glam Dam. He's Glam Dam. He's very happy to be hearing both the music and of being had to be being very well fed. That was a delicious bore.

**[01:13:29]** Do I talk to him? It seems to me that it's kind of interesting and like creatures that aren't like human like a really cool duck or like a lame goat. You know what I mean? Like Yeah, look there. Look at you being lame.

**[01:13:59]** The guy clearly has some kind of thing for like half humans. Whatever it is, be some flirting. Hey. Now I'm feeling comfortable with you. How was your meal? Um, hang on, give me one second. I just want to Oh, I got some You got something for goats, do you?

**[01:14:32]** You like the goats, do you, fella? What do you think about this duck? Don't tempt him. Right? Can I tell him my name's Ginger? And next you'd be Roxy. Okay. That's cool. So fella. So what is okay, who is talking to Glam Glam? Is anybody talking to Glam Glam and now that he's finished his food?

**[01:15:01]** Glam Glam, how was your meal?

**[01:15:06]** It was a delicious bar. I thank you. I thank you all. You're most welcome. Is difficult to get to good well well fed around here? Always a but is in there. He says As everyone knows, delicious bar goes down much better. Oh, no. of meat. Oh, meat. I thought you I thought he was going to say human meat. Human meat. A keg full of meat.

**[01:15:35]** A keg full of meat would do wonders to to wash down that lovely delicious boar. Do we wait for the bandits to go to sleep and steal their keg? They had one. Well, maybe the reason they're going to go to sleep is because they finished it. So, we should probably like get We should go and make sure they don't finish it. It's Don't finish The sun has just gone down. The sun has just gone down. You going to go ahead and ask a question.

**[01:16:07]** Mr. Giant, I don't like bore. Out of the way, you should try to go. Regardless, it seems to me that, you know, I'm an old duck. I've been around the planet a few times. You're like, "Oh, get me a pig, get me some meat." You know, you know, why? And what's in it for us? And I mean, I mean, come on. You know how many porn have brought the people they've going to mean nothing? Oliver, roll your persuasion.

**[01:16:37]** Respectfully. Respectfully. Respectfully. Over roll. I'll do a duck burp too so there's ship from my flask.

**[01:16:55]** Oh shit. Sorry everybody. What do you roll shit? Fuck bro dead. Roll your persuasion.

**[01:17:14]** Actually, give me one second. I got to do that again. Damn. Nothing.

**[01:17:26]** Yeah, exactly. Yeah, talk to me buddy. The funny duck talk to me buddy. You don't believe it. You really don't believe it. After After he says it and everyone's kind of looking at him. The glam glam smiles.

**[01:17:45]** And it's a it's you'd think it was an eerie cold and like scary creepy smile, but it it is the warmest, biggest, happiest smile you'd ever think you could see. And he's like, "You're right." If you bring me this of mead, I will open the way.

**[01:18:12]** No questions, no further quests. Bring me some mead and I will open the way. Any old number amount Thank you of mead.

**[01:18:26]** I would like a bad a cask of a cask would be wonderful. I guess that would be like a cup I'm a big I am a giant and I have a thirst. Well, when I'm ready getting you another bore. Is that the deal? No, no. Meed. That's all you need. You don't have to go hunting. Just get some Fine, that's fine. Yeah. I just tell her like you're you're going to seal this up while we're in there. Is that the deal?

**[01:18:56]** What do you think you'll love? No. You can go in and you can come out. On this Glam Glam Glam Glam swears on his mother their mount. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, I'm in.

**[01:19:15]** And right away you can maybe pay up up front? What do you mean? No, it's it's the deal is stuck. It's going to be like you know I just better roll like 15 cold or something. The The deal is struck. Just bring them some mead and you'll get into the basement. All right, fair enough. Giants and assholes. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, maybe. You want it.

**[01:19:44]** And you rolled a one too and he got nothing out of it.

**[01:19:52]** He was going to keep bringing you guys along. He likes the duck. Okay, the duck. You make your way back to camp. You know that they do have mead. Uh, you don't know how much they have, but they have some. Up and talk to The bandits, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And ask the Oh, let's do some poison. We barrel of mead for two silver.

**[01:20:25]** Uh, Nick, is that with you saying can you roll uh barter? Barter? I'll try my best. Barter. I unbarter Well, okay, great.

**[01:20:49]** Roll it again. Just roll it again cuz neither one of us did succeed. Great. I have a good bar to root. I want to do that. It's not still.

**[01:21:02]** Are we supposed to have our boons on? Need? Need?

**[01:21:09]** I suppose it's for the giant as well, is it? Yeah. Uh he he he wasn't distracted by the bore but this will definitely put him to sleep. Don't tell them anything about the agreement that we have. And then we'll kill him. Sorry.

**[01:21:30]** Uh offer to buy it. She cuddle here.

**[01:21:38]** Oh. I'm sorry, but I'm wondering, why are we being like, hey, they're bandits that want us to kill the giant? Do you have some meats we can give you half the gold? Why don't we just kill the fucking bandits and take their meat? Try this time. Go ahead. I love it. We are outnumbered by the looks of it, but All right, except for a giant. Go ahead. I'll follow you guys as I always do.

**[01:22:10]** another I'm going to make this very clear. I know you're not saying this in front of the bandits. No. He said huddle. Yeah. Yeah. Huddle. Um doesn't mean that one of us. Ersix says this is what Ersix says. Okay. There are seven of us. So we'll give you our cask which is still quite full. for seven silver.

**[01:22:40]** I'll pitch in one silver. each of us should get a silver. Well, I'll I'll pay the extra if everyone wants to pitch in a silver. Agreed. Can I throw in a gold? Oh, fuck. No. Just a silver, just just a silver. Gold sounds fine. I mean, I don't have to give her a silver. If you If you throw him over one gold piece, they'll give you the casket. The casket. Sorry, not the casket. I'm not going to do that unless it's flat hand. Oh Jesus.

**[01:23:10]** All right, I've I've reduced my silver from seven to six. All right, everybody reduce silver from seven to six and uh People have different amounts of silver. Other, yeah, reduce your silver by one and Nick's was that two? Three? Three. Three. Yeah, that makes sense. Exactly. All right. Okay. They hand you the cask.

**[01:23:37]** Okay, well they seem to have have their two little guys truck it back and forth on the trail, so I'm not worried about their set to wait. I will bring this over if you guys are Uh. You carry the You carry the the casket up to the giant. He feels it. He He sees that it's a good size casket or casket. I keep saying casket. Good size casket. It is quite full and it'll do the job.

**[01:24:06]** He puts the casket on the ground. He Right bends down and pulls up the stone. Underneath the stone, there is a rope ladder that leads down into the basement. Are we building our Hey Go ahead.

**[01:24:24]** Um Stop that right there. It's dark down there so obviously if you drop your uh uh torch. You get some uh video.

**[01:24:47]** When the last when the stone is rolled aside size, stop. Everything turns still and silent. Owl hoots far away in the swamp. A translucent figure steps into the light. From the This is uh who's going first? Into the down the rope ladder? Yeah, I'm sure. I can go. I got slow fall, so I'm levitating.

**[01:25:16]** It's because it's a ladder, it's fairly easy to get down there. Okay. Okay, it's not the misery. Who falls who falls Jane down? Well, I think I'm right there. I'll go after um Nick's since uh got to get the show on the road. Okay, all right. You're uh you hiding hiding behind a rock there? Okay, so at one point they say there's a ladder.

**[01:25:43]** Yeah, and then now they're saying There's a staircase. Staircase? A spiral staircase. So, there's actually a spiral staircase. I'm going to go. No danger. The floor is entered to the basement. A spiral staircase once ran through the tower center. Uh, the way up has collapsed and the way down is blocked by the massive boulder. That is where the sides are coming from. Once he moves the boulder, that's how everything that's when everything stops. So, under the last boulder on the ground floor is a spiral staircase carved into the rock.

**[01:26:15]** It's a fairly deep steep staircase that goes down.

**[01:26:22]** And after about 50 steps the staircase opens into a square room. Jane, you're at the front. Who's following Jane? Is it Nick's? I love this group.

**[01:26:40]** All right. You're up over here. I sat us. I'm guessing you're third your fourth and Oliver you follow See this big square up here on the up in the upper right? See the big square? That's where you all are. Okay, hold on. We have to do the whole like map thing, right? It's up in the top right of the same map. It's the same map.

**[01:27:11]** Welcome.

**[01:27:16]** Yeah, same map.

**[01:27:27]** Under the uh the torch light uh after about 50 steps down the stairs. It's a it's a fair uh uh walk down to the uh the the temple. Uh opens into a large square room. The bare rock walls are once covered with tapestries, but now only threads and dust remain. Against the wall on the far end, there's a banner, an object that is uh was inexplicably was stood the ravage as a time.

**[01:27:53]** The war banner depicting a grinning wolf mounted on a pole of patented uh uh patinated bronze.

**[01:28:12]** Who can read this the best? I uh got some in me. Yes, we were down the stairs. It's this system, right? Yeah. Wait. I'm sorry? This is Yeah, it's that that's far There are on the floor there are skeleton remains, bones and skulls are strewn all over the floor under tattered clothes with orkish gold jewelry glittering among These are the remains of orcs who starved to death down here.

**[01:28:44]** So, he didn't even actually kill them, he just kept them sealed down. No, you have no idea about that. It's very likely they've been down here before uh our Glam Glam even showed up here. Before he moved in. Okay. Is there something you need reading? Um. Loot the bodies. Let's get some gold.

**[01:29:09]** Was there stuff that need to be read in another language? Or did I miss here? Well, I thought maybe I thought that yeah. We looked at it and it said had an inscription but I don't know if it's in the language we can't read. As uh you guys enter the room and you see the bones shooting around the floor uh about 20 translucent figures rise from the skeletal remains. Oh shit.

**[01:29:37]** Quietly they make their way past you. We should have pulled the van. slowly slowly and quietly and not even paying any attention to you. They slowly make their way up the stairs. Okay. So they're going to be That's interesting. Yes, they're leaving. They're not They're not looking to fight.

**[01:29:59]** They're not uh They're it's basically now that the ways open and the size have stopped, they can finally leave and possibly hopefully be at peace. Well, that's our good deed for the day. You know what this is perfect. Nothing what could go wrong? All right. Well let's go A single ray Guys, listen. A single ray lingers in the room.

**[01:30:27]** It's an orc woman in an ankle length robe with heavy jewelry around her neck and a tiara on her head. She speaks to the players in an archaic language. I'm going to say do you have languages? Do you have a pretty good languages skill? I I've got Does anybody else have a good language? I do yeah. Yes, okay. So if you have decent languages, roll that. Whoops. Oh Jesus. That didn't work.

**[01:30:54]** And I'm Did you get a bar? That's good. No, it's pretty good. Yeah. Some of you, this is what the uh I am Acha, bone breaker. I'm Acha, bone breaker of clan Takrook. In gratitude for freeing us, I give you two gifts. She points at the banner.

**[01:31:18]** This is the banner of Takrook, which can aid an orc commander in righteous battle. Well, we're rolling that up. Uh, Out the altar, there you actually can see and you can kind of hear there's a sort of a bit of a bubbling water like there's a it's a cistern with some water in it. And she points to that, "This is the foundation of truth, fountain of truth.

**[01:31:47]** Drink from it and swear an oath that cannot be broken." What kind of oath? Like a fountain of fire that you What's the oath for? You don't know that's all she really says. Okay. Drink to an oath I can't break an oath and when the oath says you got to fly everywhere and you can't fly so you die.

**[01:32:10]** Well, then you probably don't know you you can decide on your own that you want to say that you're going to do that you know will be true. Oh, wow. Oh. Hope she wants us to kill the bandits. Yeah, I told you from the beginning. So, Uh the bandits. That's what we're doing. But we're not telling the bandits that. Right? We're talking to this like undead orc. How did we get to this place? Hang on one second.

**[01:32:40]** So Uh you find So among the treasures you find a cloak? I love a good cloak. A cloak. Cat Cloak cast detect magic Uh it's an ordinary It is an ordinary cloak. Is anything else magic in here? Well, I I cast it.

**[01:33:08]** Uh, what what Uh, the the


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## Part 3


# Dragonbane Campaign - Session Part 3


**[00:00]** Spring is definitely has an has an aura. The the the fountain of of truth definitely has an aura of magic. Uh is there you find 15 silver coins?

**[00:18]** 15 blue. Someone marking this down. Silver coins. Okay, come on. Add them to your pot. Uh you find a long sword. Okay, cool.

**[00:36]** I guess so, but you can use a long sword in this weird adventuring group. Just put it on, Mark. Nobody.

**[00:48]** No, I'm going to go with a better role than that.

**[00:55]** No. Oh my fucking god. Ha.

**[01:03]** There you go. Yeah, I'm going to go with that one. You find another an additional 60 silver coins among the this is among the the dead. The cloak and the because I mean most of their armor the stuff is has all decayed so you're very lucky to find even a cloak. The long sword though is pretty good so you find is at 60 and what was it? 15? So you find 75 silver.

**[01:35]** Who's going to mark that down? Someone just want to collect that, you know what I mean? Yeah, I want to do. And a long sword. I wouldn't a long sword. You can't swing a long sword, you're not tall enough. Oh Brian, I have an honest question. Like can anyone one of us like use a long sword? Because I don't know. Can you use a long sword? kind of like adventures, but we all suck.

**[02:03]** It's a one-handed sword and even you have swordsmanship, you could use a lot you could Okay, good. Good. All right. Good. Depends on what the strength is. I might not be able to do. What's your strength? Uh Mine's only 11. Third question. Uh strength is 11? Look at me go. Oh my god. No damn. Why are you asking me? There's my 16.

**[02:29]** Why Yeah, a long sword you need to have a strength requirement of 13. Right. 13, exactly. But a long sword is a pretty decent weapon that you can sell for a fairly amount fairly good amount of money. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Because like gold, not silver. The long sword technology is the most is the the best item that you can find in here.

**[02:54]** Not Well, no, I mean 67 75 silver is technically 75 uh seven and a half Okay. gold Okay. So looking forward to the next time. Is that something that Rod's character use? The Mariner? Maybe I don't know. do something like then walk around being like I just live in a boat, like I can't fight, can't wear armor. He must be able to use a long sword. Who wants to make Does anybody want to make an oath at the spring of truth?

**[03:23]** Fine, I'll do it. Can see where it is. Do you have a note bill? How are we? Uh, what what what's the oath that you would like to uh uh uh utter or you know proclaim? Oh, I have to make one, huh? Yeah, think one. Is there a benefit to um I don't know. Talking there.

**[03:47]** So, it's any oath? It's any old oath we could like I could swear not to kill someone in their sleep that was an old lady and then uh drink from the the fountain? I promise to to uh never betray my Beautiful. You drink? Yeah. I'll wait for him. I'll wait for them him to drink. No, it's it's uh remember it's drink from it and swear an oath that cannot be broken.

**[04:16]** That so that means you're not Yeah, you at some point you're like I need to fight them. You can't. You can't fight your own friends. I'm not betraying them. I never said I wasn't going to fight them. I'm going to defend myself.

**[04:43]** Well, you don't know. Make an oath and find out.

**[04:52]** That's what I'm doing, an oath. Do I roll anything? Nope. You have made an oath.

**[05:00]** Oh, never to betray my friend group here. What happened? Do you feel any different? Nothing that you can see, although there is a slight glow to the uh the cistern of of water and it glows brightly. A bit more glowing than it was before? Yeah, it it it is now and then it goes back to what it was. It's just it's it's accepted your oath. Oh, I'll do that then. I will swear and all not to murder old ladies in their sleep.

**[05:31]** So I can betray Rob he wasn't here. That's technically that's true Jeff but uh there's nothing nothing happens from your oath. It doesn't recognize your oath as having any sort of real relevance. Can I roll intelligence and find a oath that I'll never I think and in fact none of you have to swear an oath. But if you think of something that you want to do that is unbreakable oath.

**[06:07]** I love that. It's it's it's I think it's that's the same sort of thing. It's it doesn't really write Recognize the the relevance of it. I mean you're it's you've been very specific. Yeah, oh that's true. I had to buy new clothes, okay? All right. I have my old. What would you like to I have my old. I got to just type it out here. Yeah, that's fine. That's even better.

**[06:37]** I want to say it right. Okay, so my old is if I I got a chance to kill an old lady in her sleep. I got a whole bunch of goals I've got four. No. No. Let's be. No. It has no relevance. I thought it was saying oh it's fine. Whatever then. It's a sister. Jeez, you ask.

**[07:05]** Just keep that of myself.

**[07:10]** Hello. Hello, can't you Okay, hang a sec. I'm going to go with every give me a look let me look at everyone's character. Oh yeah, I need to find it. It's funny that you.

**[07:38]** Because I said lady like it could be like anyone. It could be a man too. Go ahead. I don't I don't really know. Because there's no real thing like the the thing itself doesn't really give you any sort of suggestions or things of what to swear to. It really doesn't. It just says uh swear an oath of truth.

**[08:03]** And I'm the one that's going to determine whether it has Saying I'm not going to kill an old lady in her sleep. Yeah. That's not a no. I'll try a better one. Uh I said I saying that I shall not betray my friends, that is an oath. That's your your almost pledging allegiance to the to your group. Oh, I see. Okay.

**[08:23]** I I I swear to keep a record in a in my grimoire of every creature I've slain and will keep it for all eternity. Uh, you know you're getting too expen you're getting to um We're not waiting It's all too wordy. It's kind of too wordy. Yeah. Too wordy.

**[08:45]** I shall never speak a lie for the truth is the foundation of all power. Drink. Wow. That's great. So you know that this time it absolutely glows. Is that the OTG one? Yeah. That's That's an a note. oath That's an oath. That's an oath. That's so I better add that under my um weaknesses. weakness. Can not not lie.

**[09:16]** But and not speak a lie. But you can indicate things. You can still be deceptive. Nick's Nick's, did you want him uh speak an oath the fountain? Brent a cast up uh last place where he lay. I'm sorry.

**[09:43]** Granic half step my legendary satyr storyteller. I want to Yeah find his last place and uh have a drink with him. If it's the last thing I do. You will find the the I your your mic is a little jumbled so I can't quite hear what you're saying. Yeah, here it is. I'm changing earbuds.

**[10:14]** Get paste it in the chat too. Yeah, write down the chat so I can see what you're saying.

**[10:29]** Legendary storyteller.

**[10:35]** He's the one that gave or that I have acquired this tanker but I don't really know him. Nice. I want I I want to back down his his last rest. And I sometime in the future. At some time in the future, it is it is a goal of mine. Oh, it's a goal. We'll vow it I will vow it now. Damn it.

**[11:04]** If if this is going to be like Better not work. Better not I'll work go I'll go see my my grandmother's grave sometime in the future. Maybe. Plus five. Yes, exactly. I hope that happens. It goes. You get a you get a response. Accept it because like it's it's the truth. It is a truth that you are you've always had it held in your that you will you will do that.

**[11:32]** I like it I like it that it's making this more weighty. I sat us, did you want to swear an oath to the uh the cistern of truth?

**[11:49]** You've had bad experience experiences in the past.

**[12:03]** I think it is really funny that it doesn't do any say anything about the actual thing uh Well, it mentions it exists It Here's a bound of truth and that's all you get. True or false? Follow up. No follow up, no turn to this page to see how it works. Up to us. Okay.

**[12:34]** I don't know, I thought of my old, can I say it? Yes, what would you like to I would I would always think of others before me whenever I got the chance.

**[12:46]** Okay, did the pool turn black?

**[12:52]** Honestly, you know what I mean? Like we're being honest. You're being honest. You shall think of others before you think of yourself. When ever I got the chance. Okay, what's happening now? One second. Just give me one second.

**[13:17]** Roll your Roll your willpower attribute.

**[13:25]** Is it going to be melting now? Who? Did you just make a vow and drink the water? Oliver. Roll yeah cuz every everyone takes a you make a vow you water and then it glows if it accepts it. Oh fuck. And so why do I do that? Um what's my head is my head Are you going to stay with that? Cuz everybody else is taking a drink and spoken their oath. That's how it works.

**[13:51]** If you stay here all day like all your oath all you want I've already It got it. Whatever, man. I can't be a dishonest You roll your will power. You're a thief. I do that though. That's the whole thing. You're a thief. I don't know how to do that. Like how to roll will power like on the actual thing. See on the thing see the w i l click on just the w i l above your uh attribute. He said you'll think of others. He never said he's going to do nice things. He's just thinking about him. He'll he'll he'll it'll cross his mind.

**[14:21]** Okay, I really apologize. I'm looking at like strength constitution You see the word the letters w i l it's above your Oh yes, okay yeah okay. Click on the w i l. There you go.

**[14:37]** You've got one and that was good enough. You've taken drink. No, that's all right. But you got 10 for both. He rolled two 10s. So it's still it still counts which is a success. So you take a drink. You you go Like it coughs a little bit, but you're fine. And the sister and gloves.

**[15:04]** You resisted me. You're welcome everybody. Finally, I sat us, did you want to like uh did you want to play uh place an oath? Because once again, I'm not making you guys. You can just say no I don't Everybody else in the room has done it. I saw this. Do you want to play?

**[15:31]** Do you want to to the Swiss How much not a team player? Or is someone's going to have to drag us all back to outskirts. Wow. There's nothing's changed since high school, has it?

**[15:52]** I'll I'll swear no to dedicate my life to the the study and preservation of the knowledge of of zoology.

**[16:12]** There's no glow. It doesn't understand what you're saying. The system is like new ology. I can just say new ology, I love that. New ology, the new ology What is that? New things? I'm interested to tell me more. I'm feeling pomo. How about this? You pledge to learn something new every day. Perfect.

**[16:41]** So that's neurology. That'll work.

**[16:47]** Okay. It's productive. Do you want to Do you want to make that your pledge to learn something new every day? Perfect. Yes. There you go. You take a drink and it glows. It's not as easy as it sounds but it's Did you get good sleep last night, Brian? Did I get good sleep? Yeah. No.

**[17:11]** Yes, but if you ask me again tomorrow, I say no, you haven't really learned anything. Anyways, okay. Uh and the work kind of lame. Everyone knew I think go ahead. Somebody's taking the banner, right? The Yes, I feel like that was because Hardy was saying that the The banner was a big deal, so I feel like we might have found it.

**[17:41]** Rolled up I can if that is easily done. Do we need to bring the brass stand with it? Uh it's a pole, it's a bronze it's a bronze pole. Um It's not really Like worth if it we just took the pole, it's like it's just extra stuff to carry. Yeah, the banner itself is was it's easy enough to remove and roll up and take with you. Yeah.

**[18:10]** Yes, so it can be our 75 silver and then Oliver gets got I've got the cloak so I'll just put the banner underneath the cloak. It isn't enough good eyes.

**[18:29]** It's kind of late and you make your way back up the stairs. Let's see if we can sneak When we come out?

**[18:41]** When we come out? Well, maybe Giants Giants still awake. Maybe Maybe he can Are we seeing more appearances? No, the other Oh, and Asha, the the final remaining orc that told you about the the um the the banner and the the fountain of truth makes her way up herself to the Okay, everyone's left. Yes. It is just you guys. Right.

**[19:11]** Let's get back into here is it is uh Glam Glam, we back. He barely recognized. It's late. He's kind of Glam Glam way back. He's he's happy he's all he's practically asleep and Giants sleep heavy. So Good. He doesn't even say barely acknowledges you as you come out.

**[19:37]** However, on the other side of the the door as you even try to sneak out, you can see the bandits standing there waiting. Oh. Okay, can we do another family cuddle here, please? If you don't mind. I will give you one quick cuddle and then everybody can a Okay. I didn't say cuddle, I said cuddle. Both can do both. I did say go ahead. I did say cuddle.

**[20:06]** So, you right there. All right? The giant was like, "Bring us a pig, bring us a pig, whatever." Um and uh it was Brian's joke, "I feel like a pig, bring me a pig." But for me, like, what do we even get from this giant? We were downstairs and whatever. What we get? Nothing. Then we're going to fight these You got access You got uh a sword that you can sell, you got six some more silver in your pockets uh Ah, it doesn't help me.

**[20:36]** Did somebody take the cloak? Who's Okay, there you go. Hide the banner.

**[20:50]** you could toss in the long sword and say, "Fuck off." You Nope, you've talked enough. You've talked enough. Now, you can hear Ursic yell from there saying uh she cuz it's dark. She sees the the torch light come up through the uh the thing says, "We know you're there.

**[21:11]** Give us the treasure or we'll slit your throats." All of All of it. Where is that fucking poison?

**[21:29]** Okay. Everyone of you I never liked them since I had them. Everyone of you, you have one action that you can do. Just one before we start combat. So they want all the treasure. Is Is the giant to awake? It You can't really tell. Uh I'm going to start with Next, what do you want to do? Well, I'm brewing up a song, Raise Spirits. And it's going to be Bainside.

**[21:59]** Why is fireball guy behind me?

**[22:04]** They should be at the door. Throw a fireball, then get behind me. Yeah, this is why we need a pan beginning. We never do this. Once again, next this is the this is Oh yeah, this is the whole. This is a bank Guys, stop. Is this a bane to the enemy or is this a boon to the Bane Bane to Bane to the enemy. Okay, thank you. To start with, yes. I got to I got to set that up. Just wait me one sec.

**[22:33]** We just suck at planning like every time. Well, no, that's why I'm that's why I'm giving you this right now so that I know the the huddle point on It's not going to change. It's going to happen over and over again. Fine. Whatever. No, we decided on potato We just salad never plan. We never plan ever. Well, guess what? You've got five seconds to plan because as soon as I'm done I don't care. No, I don't care. You know what? I don't care anymore. Only now? I don't care.

**[23:04]** This was the Oh. draw Uh I'm being like drunk passive aggressive now. Uh roll your uh your um performance. Uh yeah. Hang on one second. It's going to fireball the That'll work. And then the other And then I can start punching. And you could hit them from a distance with your sling. I think they should all just be told they need to stand down let us down.

**[23:38]** Okay, everybody draw draw an initiative card. I'm going to start with Jane. Jane, draw an initiative card.

**[23:51]** Two. There you go. That's yours. No, how do I take that? Just drag drag it off the the the deck. Um and Sartain draw an initiative card. Whoa, dear. I'm Perfect. There you go. Uh I saw this. I saw this. Draw an initiative card. I got an eight.

**[24:24]** And is this the map? Is this where we are? Like turn up like that? I'm just wondering. Where you are? This is where you are. Hey, we never fucking plan, do we? We're going to have a big talk drag your card We came up the stairs. What do you want? No, no, we didn't do we didn't talk about it. Sick of this shit. Nick, draw your card. Yes, Steve. Take your card. Bye.

**[24:48]** I think it's That's perfect. Okay. Who um started you drew one? I did. All right, what do you want to do? How big are these squares? They are about 2 m each. 2 m and I can move 12.

**[25:16]** I got 12 movements so I can move 12 m, right? Okay. Depends on which way you're you're moving because this is uh somewhat uneven terrain. So um Like sort of want to go up here kind of thing. Um Yeah, no. You No. That's too Well, they're far for that action.

**[25:39]** Wow. One second.

**[25:45]** Where are you? Right at the Well, Want to make sure everything is in the right.

**[26:09]** Still cast on them.

**[26:15]** That way I can get down the path and start fighting. You mean run away from the flames? Isn't that what you're trying? Well, if he starts these guys in fire and then I can fight These these people. Those guys? Deed. Or I can punch the half dead people. Make sure they're dead, but yeah, it's going to take on these ones.

**[26:43]** Two, four, six, eight. Um.

**[26:52]** Where are you? Okay, six minutes, okay. All over. Hang on one second. Uh, start me.

**[27:05]** Okay, and about 7 minutes I've got a quick air to run. So you know we've gone for like 4 minutes. Uh okay, so real quick then first off roll your Acrobatic, roll your acrobatic, certain. My acrobatic. Hey.

**[27:32]** Perfect. So, you can move. Uh, it's it's more than you can remove 8 m over the rough terrain. Eight 8 m? Oh, okay. Um, so Yeah, you can see it. I've got them. Yeah, that's uh that's Stay in fireball range of them. Oh, look at that. That's 8 m. No, that's you're going uh that's this is 2 m. That's 4 m. That's 6 m. This is 6. That's 8 m.

**[28:02]** And this is 6 m. Okay, but it's 2 4 6. This is 8 m. Why would this be 8 around the corner? Oh, cuz I have to go around the corner. Yeah, each corner is two and four and two and four and two and Okay. So this is four um and I can You can still get some range. You're out of people's And then this is 5 6, right? That's eight. That's right there is eight. But that's just one square. It's rough train. It's rough train. Just you can move there.

**[28:34]** And still see them. Okay. So that's good. Okay. I will move to there I will I'll all go we're attacking, right? I will fireball I You're guess attacking. Yeah. Let's see. Uh you uh what's the power? Nice. Hold on, hold on. I appreciate that. I think I'm going to go with um um Hey Macker? They have some for later. You don't know if How many we can use we can go up to power three, right?

**[29:04]** Correct. One, two, or three. I did three and then Power three? Fantastic. You can either hit one character or three times the amount of damage. So that would be three so five D6 if you hit if you when you hit or you can hit three different characters for two D6 each. But Or you can not take uh um willpower. I believe it's a range.

**[29:34]** But I mean I almost killed us all yesterday with a fireball. So there's You're not going to kill anybody from this because you were hitting you had a success and they're all within the range and nobody is around them. None of your Right, no, but I'm I'm saying if I hit one person, the people beside them are going to get damaged. They just might. Yeah. Uh I will the fireball inflicts 2D6 damage on a hit and sets fire to flammable liquids.

**[30:01]** Each power level beyond the first uh increases the damage or creates another fire that hits another target within I will I will do the guy right in the the bottom middle there and the radius is 6 m, so all of it focused right there where that that fireball is whoever's doing it.

**[30:27]** And that did 15 damage. Uh, so yeah, he takes 15. The guy in front takes the 15 damage. Uh, these three each take just roll one D6 and that's what they that's the damage that they'll take. Uh, one D6 twice? Just one D6. No, just one. No, isn't it the one he hit here in the bottom middle? Yeah, that's who I wanted to hit in the Yes, so all these to try to catch Yeah. You're hitting this person. Okay.

**[30:56]** Yeah, that yeah, I wanted to hit right in the middle so that everybody would You're taking out uh No mess. Like all four all six of them would be hit in the radius of the the 6-meter last. Hang on a sec. Slash.

**[31:14]** Nicks, your Your's Your um Your song that's a That's a bane to Bane your enemy right So you although you want you roll two twos you are rolling with a boom No your you rolled your acrobats with a two and you rolled Oh no it never happens fine. So you're you're still fine but make sure you don't have any boons on.

**[31:36]** I I I don't I This supposed to be bugged Don't it's not Uh no I don't have any boons Well check it again It cuz um Anyways, you're still you rolled two two so it was the same thing. Yeah, I think it seems yeah, it's it's weird. Is that? My boots turned to veins so I don't know.

**[31:57]** Yeah, the system is Yeah, it it does seem like there's something broken so anyway sorry for the spam there but We'll keep a track of that so you're hitting the person in the middle and that person takes I got to figure out how to 15 damage for that person.

**[32:19]** Oh, I'm on that, that's why.

**[32:29]** No, after this picture bring in their bodies, you can eat them in the morning. Right, we'll just toss them in.

**[32:40]** This is a gift. They won't bother you. He left the tie.

**[32:48]** Hang on, give me one second, I just got to Yeah, that's what I thought. Boom, wow.

**[33:10]** All right, I just want to jump in quick second, I'm sorry of Brian, I'm going to just I'm going to run for about five minutes. Yep. But what I'm going to do is that's my swing thing, you know, 14 just like playing like somebody. I'm going to step back behind Yeah, you're eight. You're eight, right? No, I think I'm three. Oh, you're three? Okay. So what was you Yeah, going to do Uh swing behind you know the the bookworm there and uh Sorry Justin.

**[33:40]** And I mean just like swing like whatever the closest guy. And I Just put my stats down there. 14 1 guys h.

**[33:52]** Does that make sense? Yep. Okay, I'll be right back. Thanks.

**[34:01]** He should have rolled before I left. No, that's fine.

**[34:09]** Trying to keep track. Oh my god, you peep. Stupid thing. 11. Oh no, a giant bore fart. Yes. Poor Nick's. Just went right through him.

**[34:31]** Just trying to track everybody's Insurances. Got that. No, the damage that they're taking. Okay, have all the uh They each take one of these six except for the one. Yeah, the feder has has been vanquished. It's boom, but everybody else takes one point of damage cuz does 1 1 D 6 which is only one. Around there? Okay. Yeah. And that's everybody else is now taking that one point of damage.

**[34:59]** Um, Jane, you go at two. What would you like to do? I'm going to run up and punch somebody.

**[35:11]** Uh, you can anyone in the first row and or you can can hit this person on this side. Oh no, what's your uh movement? Uh 10. 10? Yeah, so you can do anybody in the first row, I think. Uh no, because this is the entrance, so you do have to go two four six 10 10 10 So yeah, you can get as far as that. You couldn't reach this last guy here, uh but you could hit him on an angle. So I can where I am now, I could make it?

**[35:41]** You could hit any one of these three uh of people. All right, I'm going to hit the one directly below me. Okay. The second one from the left. And what's the power level on your Uh I only chose two. So it's and you got 1D6, so it's 3D6? Yeah. All right. 3D6 plus 1D4. Nice.

**[36:09]** Uh Brawler, is it? That's what you're using, right? the brawler attack. Be my guest. Oh yeah, it's brawl. Right. So I hit Just click on brawling then. Click on brawling. Perfect. That's a hit. Um, hang on. For the attack, do I go down or Uh, I'm going to say uh he does get a chance to dodge. Okay.

**[36:40]** One second. That is That is really key, right? Yeah. I mean, so he will check take the opportunity to dodge which is uh after puts hair. It's an invasion.

**[37:00]** Oh, he ran Oh, ran more than you for a hog. You You caught him flat-footed, you can roll 4D6 and plus your four. Because it's three 3D6, right? Roll 4D6 plus and then uh 1D4. Now, do I roll use the power fist one or just pick dice? Just pick dice. Okay. So I need to do 4D6.

**[37:34]** So 20. That'll do it. Like you basically just you practically knock him off of this hill and he isn't not getting up.

**[37:47]** Yoga flame. Oh, I didn't hit you, right? I hit the right guy. Good. So such that I'm going to put it way back here. And he is down. Uh And then it's and that was your action, correct? Yep. And then Trevor or Oliver goes Where we at?

**[38:17]** Three? Yeah. Yeah, that was at two. I'll just do this real quick. Oliver throws his sling.

**[38:35]** Thank you.

**[38:40]** That's a hit. He does 10 damage to I believe it's this person here does nine points of damage because he has leather. So he's still up but that was a square hit.

**[39:03]** And then he's and then he moves around and behind a set like in this area over here. That was a three.

**[39:14]** Four. Who goes at four? Me, me, me. What would you like to do? Nick's would go maintaining this business, right? You just want want to maintain the the song cuz if you do that, you don't have to roll anything and you're and you're not losing any will. Okay, but I'm still tucked away from the other Yeah, they can't really see you.

**[39:42]** You're still inside the They're still getting the effect and I'm good where I am. You can switch then with I say this, can't you? And take his eight. He goes at four before they do. Does that work? You You can't like Okay, like I can I can go at 8:00 anyway. Yeah, it's it's like holding his turn. Yeah, I'll hold my turn then because like all I'm doing is just maintaining Okay. Do you want to Do you want to do that?

**[40:11]** Just hold your turn and swap it with a Satas. That way he can go before uh there you go. I Satas, what would you like to do? Okay, I'll cast a double power uh lightning flash. No target, Ursic. Um Yes. I don't think you can really see Ursic.

**[40:36]** I think you'd have to hit uh this is the the closest person and but it would hit possibly the other two that are in the group there. And not me. No, it would not it would not touch you. Lessons learned. Uh and that's a that's a hit.

**[40:59]** So first roll 2D6.

**[41:11]** And did you want to raise the damage on that? All right, so roll another D6. Okay. Sorry, well that I'm back. Uh you you swung your your sling and you actually and you did some good damage. You didn't put the person down, but you did hit him and then you moved. Uh That's the thing. I'm curious this goddamn party since it started. 12 points of damage on him.

**[41:40]** and then uh roll 3D4.

**[41:48]** Okay.

**[41:54]** Oh my god, that was good. Nice. So each of those other ones get nine, well eight I guess cuz I got armor. Yes. Wow. What it's kind of like a like the lightning kind of like traverses to the next person kind of thing or? Yes. It's a It's a chain lightning so it hits each of them.

**[42:22]** Good. Very powerful but you have to be careful not to hit your own party. So Yes. benefits. Right. That That bandit drops and the other two bandits have are shaking. Uh that is the end of your turn.

**[42:42]** The bandits are going to go at this point? Yes. Yes. Can uh Dude. They should be scared of Jane at this point. Well yeah, you the way you knocked them out uh Yeah, perfect. Pound them right over top of them. Yeah, really. Over Cha Sam.

**[43:09]** Uh Did you see what I said this there? Like test the spell and then like tell all of us what happened there? Just saying. The other benefit of that one, two bandits that were hit in unison behind that first bandit because the electricity they both dropped their swords.

**[43:34]** So Fader turns to Jane to attack and throws a punch at Jane which is a brawling attack. That That was her second-in-command guy. Yeah, that was the second That was one of the two guys that uh hit.

**[43:54]** But he's one of the He's also one of the guys that and uh uh like so he's somewhat shaky and because he's shaky and he looks over and he sees Jane who's obviously one of the bad guys takes a swing, but really hits air. Like, you didn't even have to block. He rolled a one and a 19, but because of Nick's, he has to pick the 19. So, Nick saved me there. True.

**[44:22]** Oh yes, oh my god, you could have been chopping the half. Uh, Bandit 3 steps up and also Yeah, Bandit 3 steps up and takes a swings her sword at Jane. Okay, where are you?

**[44:41]** And uh And yeah, once again because of the the music that's playing in the background, he's he's kind of wobbly with a sword and can't get a beat on you. So, you are protected by that too.

**[44:58]** Uh, Bandit 6 moves up here to attack the the the whoever it was that Through that spell with a that was five, right? With a with a throw to throw a punch at you as well.

**[45:24]** Well, at least he didn't get a one. Cuz he did roll one. Yeah. Uh and is a hit, but he only does four points of damage.

**[45:40]** Do you buy leather too? Oh yeah, you you bought leather, right? Yeah. So that's three points of damage. Yeah. God. Leather's nice. Uh and finally uh Ersic steps up towards you to Jane and she it's a it's a girl-on-girl fight. Uh she draws her sword and attacks. Wow. Lame. Go ahead.

**[46:10]** Everybody to gather around and eat popcorn. All right, well this is just like That's makes a mission job. I saw this joke here. Like lesbian prison. Come on, grow up. Go ahead. Oh, it's a hit. Sorry, Eric is a hit. Yeah. Um and I mean she pulled her hair right in the middle of the cafeteria. Oh my god. Get on here.

**[46:41]** By the way, can I have a quick story? I took Ellie to see a mean girl to high school version. Amazing, by the way. Everyone, by the way, in fact Jeff it's a politician in London, but he can't see because it's open, but but well done. Okay, so Uh because you'd already act acted you don't have the ability to dodge on this one, Jeff, unfortunately, but it does uh seven points of damage Minus one. But with your leather minus one is six points of damage.

**[47:11]** You can't He's got skills.

**[47:18]** Uh and that's the end of their turn. Great. Um And that's you go at 8:00? And you're still you're still at this point you're holding your I am still holding it because apparently it's been useful. Yes.

**[47:40]** Uh and as you uh as you are playing you notice that the giant is awake. Okay, hello Glam Glam. And he moves to the door and he bursts through the door and he sees the the bandits at the doorway. Second.

**[48:10]** sweeping blow hello potential to move a house Oh my god.

**[48:22]** So, just knocks this guy off of the pretty much off of the hill and demolishes him. It's a wonder they had a camp anywhere close to him. Leave my friends alone. He says, "What? Oh, shut up." Who's saying that? Glam Glam says that as he knocks the bandit off the hill. Oh, for God's sake, Jesus. You've got him sued.

**[48:52]** Should have killed him when he's sleeping. Now he's getting all up already. You wanted to kill these bandits. I see somebody told them. Is he dragon's egg fucking killing? Just There we go again. That's right, this for the deck. Cloud sleeping that's um Three of them left that's scared to death. Yeah. Nick's, can you draw your initiative? Leave my friends alone.

**[49:22]** Shut up. I'm going to draw this one. That is the bandit's turn. I saw this draw card. It's seven. Certain draw card.

**[49:41]** Uh. Okay, hang on a second. I we had this problem last time as well. Or we didn't get the deck reset or something. In fact, last time there's a different functionality I think. I was able to click on a card and I think someone did it. I mean we just started like it come down to beside my name down there. I don't know. Yeah, there was something Oh, there there there we go. I got a seven. No, actually that's Yeah, okay. Oh.

**[50:11]** So you do put it back? Yeah, no, you you'll draw your seven uh next draw card again.

**[50:21]** Take that one.

**[50:25]** No, it's eight. I enjoy this one. That is the bandits. Uh so uh Oliver draw a card. Okay, don't come. Six. Yes. Thank you. Uh Jane draw card.

**[50:44]** And Nick's did you haven't drawn a card in Yeah, I had to I had to pull it so that everybody gets the card again that is that's that's a card Who's moving cards? I move nothing.

**[51:11]** I move mine beside my name didn't do anything but you're six Okay. Yeah, I just I was trying to figure out what happened the last time. I put mine beside my name. Wow, that's like way off.

**[51:25]** Who Okay, number four? Who drew four? That must be Glam. Andrew, is that you way up the screen? Glam Glam drew Glam No, I'm I'm I'm drew seven. the four then I take it Okay seven Drew four He moves into this location here above the the remaining bandits. Oh shit.

**[51:50]** And But he thinks I'm a friend, so maybe he's not going Oh boy, that's going to be a lot of fun, is it? Holy crap, I'm glad I'm back there where I should be. Good job.

**[52:15]** Yeah, you're uh Yeah, no, he he he knows that you're a friend. It's uh it's an attack on these guys. This uh bandit, who was going to retreat? I will just let you know. Once everybody once the the giant awakening and and destroyed his other friend. This guy was about to retreat. They were about to leave. They did not get a chance. He's just thrown from the hill.

**[52:45]** She has taken a very large amount of damage, but she's still standing. Oh, I see. Okay. So the giants helping us out. Is that what you're saying? Like The giants He's our friend. You're the their friends, not the bandits. Who goes at five? Me. What would you like to do? You got to punch the guy beside me, I guess. Okay.

**[53:14]** I should I move Do not back cab the giant. Do not back cab giant. Brawler? Oh. Excited? So excited.

**[53:31]** All right. Um So, this was an attack. Unfortunately, you can't do a additional attack on that. So, uh it moves on to six. Who goes at six? Well, that's me. Um Oliver, what would you like to do? Well, uh Uh from your position would like to do but I show it.

**[53:54]** Well, I'll say Um I'm just not From your position, you cannot see anybody but I saw Dustin Sartain in front of you and Good, you know why I understand. I'm not going to do anything because the way I'm thinking is backstab giant because he's crazy. Okay, good. All right, next. However, you're you're thinking of others before you think of your I don't know.

**[54:23]** I'm just like I just want to back stab the giant because I don't know he's crazy. He's crazy, not me. Go ahead. Didn't you hear him yell those are my friends? It's the most common. But Oliver doesn't care. Oliver Oliver Oliver You're holding your you're holding your action. Okay. Yes, I'm just biting my finger.

**[54:52]** Who goes at seven? I do. Satan. What would you like to do? We just have those two left way over there. Yes, yeah. So you can't you can't not see them around the corner and the with the giant in the way. So, going to do anything you have to You have to move first. And I can still move eight. Yep. Um Start looting I I don't think I really need to get involved any further.

**[55:20]** Um You don't want to I'm going to save I'm going to save my my my magic for uh for any potential problems on the way back. Cuz yeah, the I'd have to run past the giant. I'm just going to I'll hold my turn, I'll hold my turn till 10:00 then actually. Just in case there's something Well, else uh I know Socrates, you go at 8:00? Yeah, that's right. What would you like to do? I'll pop it down here.

**[55:52]** You can see Ursik from there. Yeah. I guess Flick for one point of damage. I hope it's enough. That'd be awesome. Lady collapses. No, it is not enough.

**[56:27]** I will I I I I I'm I'm literally that person. I'm a the giant's friend. Oh my god. I know right. That's That's me. A roleplayer. I love that character. And Old duck, a little bit crazy. Uh so everyone's made their turn. The band uh to Jane uh the left of Jane is still up. Uh sees the giant and now heads away from the uh thing and retreat. He's not going to fight you.

**[56:56]** He's not going to take any any jabs or anything. He is running away. He wasn't one of the named He wasn't The named bandits don't seem to be there. Do they? Well, no, like uh We're We're beating fairly quickly right right at the very beginning. Oh, they were That's too bad. But Jane uh decides that she's going to take a swing, but she's not for anybody but the giant. Misses. And it's doesn't really miss.

**[57:25]** She's already been taking quite a few damage and it's basically like slapping the giant. It does it's no damage to it. It's a hits it with a sword and it's it's like nothing. Like even Thanks to next. doesn't take any damage. Yeah, absolutely. The fight is over? Well, that's the end of that turn. Is Urtic looking like we're a threat now or it's just focus on giant?

**[57:55]** Uh Okay. Jane, I'll I'll give you one action if this is the case before we draw you're the closest in facing off against Urtic. Do you want to say anything before drawing a new initiative? Die. Try initiative. Okay. Oh, actually, hang on. So, I'm going to draw first for Jane. Two.

**[58:26]** Jane draw initiative.

**[58:31]** Ooh, fancy.

**[58:35]** And then I'll draw for the giant. That's fantastic. That's hilarious. Okay, well. I don't think anybody else needs to draw. There's no cards there anyway. Okay. Oh. That's well that's it. I some this whole thing is not very good for its initiation. I got to figure it out. Anyways, We could just roll like dungeons and dragons. Jane, what would you like to do? Uh brawl, a puncher. Go ahead.

**[59:06]** They've been bothering my friend for too long. Yeah. Let me add him. That's a perfect hit. I would Power level two. Power level two which is 3D6? 6 and a D4. If you can knock her further than the giant knock the other guy. Oliver, don't back stop the giant. What? What? I'm fine. I'm here, okay?

**[59:34]** And that is definitely enough to vanquish Jane uh Ersic. Ersic has gone. It's a giant dead? No. Okay. Okay. So, what's Calm down. Just calm down. You're You're fine. You got all the treasure. Oh, good, good. All right. We're winning. Oh, good. Good. Maybe we should slow down the flask. I don't know.

**[01:00:04]** So, everybody gets 10 silver cuz there's 75 but 50 fuck 10 silver? Yeah, cuz it's 75 silver total. Hang on. Hang on. Okay, so 75 silver is what you found down in the basement? I'm downstairs, but if we loot now, we ran away. So he's the last one living. We can loot the rest of it. Oh, yeah. Okay. And their camp. Their camp, yes.

**[01:00:34]** Oh, my god. Okay. There's five of you. If you want to save anything for here to help, so you don't necessarily have to do that at all. Uh, uh as you loot the bodies, I'm sure. Uh, I'll first off do this one.

**[01:00:58]** The leader probably has the most, but Uh, that's it. I love it. We did We We did also pay some money for Brew. Uh, If you'll get it back. In actual treasure from the uh the bodies You find another six gold pieces, gold six gold coins.

**[01:01:22]** You find 20 silver and you find an additional 19 gold on Ersi's body. 19 gold. Okay, I'll take the gold. You guys the silver we're good. You guys got 25 gold in total from looted from these creatures.

**[01:01:50]** Who bought the mead from them? Nick's We all gave us silver. So you basically get your silver back because that's that is I did not pay in the black. You didn't pay it after all? You picked it back? So you get your Yeah. Okay, so like that money was in amongst all of the the money that we found we get our money or silver back to.

**[01:02:22]** So 95 It's like you just wait to properly good need. That's why I didn't pay into it. So we just get five gold. Yeah, five gold and whatever it was in silver, this was what it was 20 silver here plus the was it 70 something? Total 95. 95.

**[01:02:45]** So the divide the 95 silver up among the which is Really? That 19. 15 silver. That sounds great. Let me see here. What is it? Like how much? What? 19 silver, 5 gold, I think. Really good, so 19. How many the test income? 19 divided by me is one. Okay, I'll take the silver and uh whatever.

**[01:03:16]** Yeah, you get 5 gold 19 silver. All right. That sounds fair. So, done. I have a question for the group. Does anybody have to go immediately or anytime in the very near future? I do. Okay, so, I'm going to say, because you found your way into the thing, do you want to camp at the the campfire? Can we use their their camp? It's fine. Yes. Because it's the middle of the night.

**[01:03:44]** I don't think you want to make your way through the swamps during the night. I know, and leave Mr. Giant to his own little house. We've got our own means. Is there any extra food at the camp that we can like Oh yeah, they had an actual camp so you're not you don't have to worry about about eating, you don't have to worry about I want to give Mr. Giant some food before we He just said Hold up door. I know he did, but like he's a giant. I want to say thank you and give him the hug. Giant hug.

**[01:04:15]** Yeah, you do that on Fox Channel. Yeah, you can. What was the How much gold did What was the split on the money? The split on the money I can just picture it. Everybody It's five gold, 19 silver. Okay. I love it. I can just picture it. Sorry. It's the John a hug. The John. You've made a friend.

**[01:04:44]** You can You can You can You will be able to count Glam Glam as a friend. He might show up again later. He may not. I don't know. I hope he does. He is absolutely a friend of everybody. You get Well, Hey, technically we have race friends as well because they they got to leave as we went in. We got further than We have race friends maybe. No, they're they're having to leave.

**[01:05:14]** They have moved on. They have moved on. So anybody who has any injuries or I don't think anybody had any My will powers down so I can get that back. You'll get You'll get that back so you can I believe Since you're going to be here for a full stretch. Stretch. Uh uh Or you can just hit stretch. Shift. Full rest? A full rest. You get a full rest.

**[01:05:44]** So Uh I believe with a full rest you get back your um health or do you get back six I let me just check this again. Oh okay. What I just did is I went down to stretch and clicked it and it gave me the the option to run the macro and it refreshed my willpower. It was the only thing that I was down. Are you being cared for? No. Are you being cared for?

**[01:06:10]** A shift rest lasts one full shift which is six hours of time and take place in a safe location. There's no safer place than under the shadow of a giant who's Oh, so it is a shift. Okay, so we'll be at full then. You're in a shift rest. All of your hit points and willpower points and heal all conditions. So yeah, you'll everyone all All of you are uh you don't even have to roll anything. Am I being cared for? Yes or no? Are you hurt?

**[01:06:38]** No, that that that's what it That's that's That's that's you don't have to do that. That's that yeah you don't even have to worry about that. It's a full shift rest. During a shift rest you recover all your head points and willpower points and you can heal all your conditions. Uh What wait Brian, can I jump in here just for a second? Here? Um point of order. Um is it this time? Like you're the game master is it The thing is like, okay, let's have some questions. Did you participate?

**[01:07:04]** You do something where where we all like get better or maybe like don't relate. Well, does anybody everybody want to do that now? If that's easier than doing it Well, no, I want to make sure because some people might have to go and but I'd be happy to do that whole advancing of your characters because Sure. Okay, well I can spend that time. We can always do that.

**[01:07:32]** Like, whenever it's back because we have time cabin we'll do it. Okay, that's fine. Like I like I'm Yes, I know. I'm trying to be a problem. I'll say it again. I can do it right now with everybody. Everyone you and it'll be all set, okay?

**[01:07:57]** And then you can if you want to advance it that that but everybody else this way everyone since everyone's here might as well Uh so you all have your points where you had you rolled your one your dragon or demon, right? Any dragons or demons? But everybody else who has you have your dragons or your demons. So I've got bushcraft a little tick on it. I think that's it for the boar part.

**[01:08:25]** Everybody participated in the game session? Yes. That's a yes. The rest of us were okay. Uh everybody explored a new location. Well, that's too. Yep. Did you defeat one or more dangerous adversaries? Yeah. Yeah. As a group you did because I mean So that's three. Did you overcome an obstacle without using force? Yeah, you did. You there was That's four.

**[01:08:57]** Did you Did you give into one of your Did you give into your uh your weakness? No. No. The whole time my weakness is I'm a drunk. No, you're you have a different weak your weakness is your I feel like I I almost got I changed it because that was that was a bluff but I'm changing it. All right. It's not going to keep the bluff but I'm I'm still going to be like a I love the character. You have functional fuck a holic.

**[01:09:29]** You're going to carry my flask with me because I love the character. Okay. So for each each one of those points that I've given you, you can choose a skill to advance as well. Now, here's the thing. You can advance one skill for each of those points if you want. Oh, I just focus on one skill only and use all the points.

**[01:09:55]** If there's current skill to to But once again, you have to roll the D20. Oh, this should be actually do that, right? Okay. Yeah. For that skill. So if you have a skill of 7 and you roll a D20 and you get I think it's higher than your skill. Yes. Then you don't advance No, you do advance it if it's higher or Yes. It's the opposite of the other one, yeah.

**[01:10:24]** So the higher skill, the harder it is. Yes, okay, there you go. We got it. Okay. I just uh You advance for rolling. There you go. So everyone knows how to do that. I'm going to do this as well. This was well played and very entertaining adventure. Everybody who participated, every one of you guys, you all get a new heroic ability.

**[01:10:53]** A new heroic ability. Of your choosing. Heroic ability. That goes back to the main doesn't Like every is it uh What pages? profession has a heroic ability, right? If you're looking at these. For example, backstabbing is one of your heroic abilities that you have such ever. You can choose another one if you want to get a chance to use it.

**[01:11:23]** Watch out giant. It won't let me add to my skill. No, you have to do it yourself, right? Oh, is it? Yeah. But I change I have seven base and then I have a plus five. So I can change the five to six, but it won't let me. Uh, where is it brawling? No, change to seven to eight. That's weird. It's cuz five is actually your base skill. Seven is your modified skill.

**[01:11:53]** Is the mod Seven is the modification. So there Yeah, that's how you do. So change the the first number not the modifier. Oh, I used my slings. So we all got four things to upgrade. Wait here, go ahead. Yeah. We all got Every four things everybody has four and if you had a uh boom uh a dragon or a demon, you can advance that one as well. And you just add the add the number to whatever is that?

**[01:12:20]** If if you No you roll for For it For example, let's say you're advancing your bows and you have a seven in bows, you roll your D20 and you say you get a 10, you are able to advance that one. Right, right, so it's higher and my bows are six. Okay, so yeah, if you're learning if you already know something that's harder and if you're new to something Yeah. easier to learn Okay Correct. A lot of delay in this. Yeah.

**[01:12:48]** So fine, if I may a technical question, but I have to go through the rules again. I hopefully Yeah. remember this So the difference is like we have this heroic ability, right? Yes. So what does that do? What I mean? In terms of like this is heroic versus one dot. So they're picking up the mean like does that mean it's double or something? Like what's that mean? It depends 35 they it starts on page 35 of the rulebook.

**[01:13:14]** There are there are many many different heroic abilities that have different ability different powers to them. For example, Okay. disguise Okay. is an ability You would spend two willpower to use disguise and then you're a master disguise and easily assume the appearance of others. Although you're a duck so you Okay would have to be another duck like you can't make yourself look like an elf. Or an human. Can we change that? Can we actually change that? I'll tell you why. Because I think that's kind of fun thing. What?

**[01:13:42]** I'll just like in terms of the game. Like it just seems like such a fun thing. Change what? But it kind of limits like only what listen to me. No you said the only thing that I've seen before. The way you do that skill works and just hear me out, right? It's kind of What a skill works? The disguise thing but it could have lived it is like probably someone in seen before. For me it's like what it's just not as fun. I'm not sure what I think is disguise. I'm sorry?

**[01:14:12]** The rule the rule is okay if you want to disguise there has to be someone you've encountered before. So I can't act like a French guy we we we unless I met like a French guy with a bus dash like Hey, you want to be a French guy. That's what I mean? I find that very limiting. I'm kind of a game way. I just find that out there. What do you want it to work like? Hey, disguise. I'm going to read exactly how it works. You're a master of disguise and can easily assume And go ahead.

**[01:14:42]** Stop, don't listen. Can assume the appearance of others. After working for a stretch of time, you can assume another person's looks, voice, and demeanor. The person must be of the same kin as you, so it has to be another dog. Anyone who knows that person sees you from up to 10 meters can make an awareness role to see through your disguise and that's it. So I mean You can't make yourself look like an elf.

**[01:15:11]** No no but please hear me out though. I mean that's what makes that whole thing so limited. It's like not only you have to be a duck a duck I've met before. It's like why bother? You don't have to be a duck you've met before. You can make yourself look like another duck. You know what? Maybe it's cool if like a duck and maybe like an owl and that's amazing. Stop, stop, stop. I'm not going to take this guy. Why should I take this to email? Stop talking for five seconds.

**[01:15:36]** You don't have to take you don't have to take duck or disguise as your heroic ability. I'm just using that as No, I No, I just didn't look at it. I was just talking about the game structure. You know what I mean? Like for me it's kind of limiting. That's how it works if you don't want it. It's just for discussion.

**[01:16:00]** Like then take the heroic ability called hologram and you get synergy to change into whatever if you want that one. That is not a It's a hologram one?

**[01:16:09]** That's not that synergy's No I not in the book Okay interesting Okay All Neither hologram nor synergy are in the book I'm going to take a I was thinking of like a play this fire card but that's a different thing How many powers do we get to reroll for? Because I don't know if I've done it. Bushcraft, here we go. Just roll Bushcraft and that's it, that's all. We had five.

**[01:16:40]** Your Bushcraft is five. Went up by one. There you go. You changed the main number? Now, so everybody has a copy of the rules of the rules, right? So you do have access. You all have access to the heroic abilities which starts on page 35. Take a look at them all. See if there's one that really stands out that you would like to do. Know what it is now we can add it.

**[01:17:08]** We can start this in the next session by announcing our heroic choice. Certainly. Oh, yeah. I know what I know it's not. It's not disguised. Then it's not disguised. Okay. Okay, so I didn't learn any more bush crap.

**[01:17:28]** More bushcraft. This sojourn was very very good for me. And I'll say this as much because you made your way into the marshes fairly fairly easily with a bit of a roundabout near the end. You do manage to get back to town without any incident as well. So we will start back in outskirts as well.

**[01:17:56]** Where hopefully possibly Garmander will will join us again. I'm kind of off to this and might be I don't know it's kind of awkward but uh Why do we even get kind of think of our own alignments, you know what I mean? Because I'm kind of playing the chaotic neutral make the people. It's kind of fun to play against each other sort of thing. Just fun of that out there, you know? Let's round up the camera. That's all I got to say.

**[01:18:24]** Listen to this discussion of bookworm. That's it. That's how I know It was the 12 12 We reached the 12 Play kind of things. You reached the camp on the 14th, uh 5, 15, 16th by the time when you get back.

**[01:18:49]** Done my business. Got it. Better at bushcraft. Woo. Answer. When it says any weapon skill, that means I barehanded doesn't count, right? Yeah, barehanded is not a weapon. Damn. Or is they fighting Cuz defensive would be nice. You used to get some brass knuckles.

**[01:19:15]** They have brass knuckles? You look it up the uh You look it up. You have the manual. Manual. I'm not right. I I think he had a full like a program there going on like a tired um Got a acrobatic Ooh, intuition. How do you use the skills? How do the skills I won. Right? Just goes up by one.

**[01:19:40]** The first number goes up by one and the modifier stays Right, yeah. The first number goes up by one. I had a 12 for acrobatics so now I have 13.

**[01:19:56]** Can acrobatics get you into position?

**[01:20:01]** Um so Andrew, it's actually a serious question. Oh god, iron fist. But um were you able to record this to do it like a transcript later on? Oh, um I did it work? Um what do we have here?

**[01:20:25]** I have a uh 12 gigabyte file. Oh Jesus, that's uh that's a lot of Oh then, you know, that's what happened. I'll let you know. I'll let I'll I'll let you know. I'll yeah I'll put it in the chat if Sounds like I'll have to do a lot of processing. You've got a big project and have you seriously. You you leave that up to the agent. You don't have to do anything. I wouldn't give that up.

**[01:20:55]** I just give it up. Oh Brian, for the for if you have one of those little red marks, you get a a boon on the role? Like do I get a boon for No, the no you don't get a boon or a bane on the actual role. It just goes up. It It's close up by one.

**[01:21:12]** means that you can make that use that as well. So if you had a dragon on that that's an additional one that you can roll to On top of the four. above and beyond the top the four that you Okay. that everybody get. Beast lore. Woo. So where we left it we we we looted a bunch of stuff. Giant helped us out. We've got that banner.

**[01:21:38]** Maybe sneaking Goblin Queen can appreciate our because I don't know if it's does it does much for us, right? Not that we know of. I mean nothing that you can know not not nothing you really can see. It does it does have a certain aura to it. I wouldn't call quite call it magical but it has meaning. It's but it's it's something that you can't even discern what that is.

**[01:22:07]** Because you're not an orc. Make orc friends now. We have a one giant.

**[01:22:19]** Guys, reach my limit and I must go. Goodbye, Kevin. Just some things. See you in the future. Bye, Andrew. Wait, before I go, Kevin, I just wanted to like Have a good one. It's a lot of fun.

**[01:22:34]** I appreciate the lot I'm all four cheer me up he asked people this so this is a cheer me up for me so what you're your nephew is depending like you're just and you're not you for emotional support well yeah he's he's he's very good All of the therapists from now.

**[01:23:13]** That's right, inspiring. All right, I will see you all in the future. Goodbye. Cheers, my friend. Good night, Kevin. Good night.

**[01:23:25]** Oh, I can learn a new school of magic.

**[01:23:36]** Can't decide. There are quite a few. Well, Iron Fist gives me an extra 1D6 on top of everything. Yeah, so you start with 2D6 plus whatever your Well, though Oh yeah, but you don't have to roll anything for that. It's just bam, you've got Iron Fist and If I hit then I can spend it more damage.

**[01:24:01]** The other one Intuition where if I don't know I'm not sure about something I can ask the the GM Jack, are you looking at Jack, can you look at the robot? Yeah, Brian what what page what what page they're on? and her athletic abilities because I get Yep. It starts on page Page 35. Starts on page 35 and then it goes for the next couple of pages. Okay, thank you.

**[01:24:30]** Thank you can pick assassin instead of back but back stabbing is already pretty good I think. I might do that. Cat like if you fall. If your acrobatics is 12, number of D6 ruled for damage from a fall decreases by one for each will point spend.

**[01:24:48]** So if you fall off a cliff and you have What you have to back ducks can fly mallard time might have a bit of a heart. Only if they only if they have that ability though. Yeah. I wish you learn how to fly park. Okay.

**[01:25:15]** Like there it is yeah. Weasel You should take Weasel. If you are attacked and have another player character within two meters, you can activate this ability to let the attack hit the other guy instead of you. Oh, I love Oh my god, I love that. That's on my list. Thank you so much. I love that.

**[01:25:38]** When I was playing in my group of other friends, uh when I first started playing this game, and we were all all of us thought it would be hilarious if we all took Weasel the one guy who wasn't that He always got it. And everybody every time you attack it always gets after him and like no I'm using weasel. I'm using my weasel Billy. Oh he takes it.

**[01:26:07]** The weasels one and uh that's funny.

**[01:26:19]** Oh and You have to have evade.

**[01:26:27]** Yeah, if you have a good evade, it's a good one because it allows you to dodge without actually spending an action.

**[01:26:36]** That's a That's one of the special powers. That's an heroic ability. Heroic ability, right? That's what I was looking for. Evade. It's it's very similar to fast footwork and defensive are very similar. You may attempt to parry an attack without consuming your action. If you have a If you're If you're carrying a weapon, you can parry. If you're carrying If you're not, then fast footwork is evasion. I think there were other ones.

**[01:27:06]** That was similar to that.

**[01:27:11]** Fast footwork requirement So So Brian, I have some questions for you. I'm looking at the uh the character sheet here, right? Look at Yeah. under armor rating and I see like armor on the lab comment. And then the thing like sneaking, evade, acrobatics underneath, or where's What What's that mean? Do you know what I'm saying? Like Uh I'm pretty sure if you've got Let's say you've got chain mail on and then you would put it on sneaking. Uh here.

**[01:27:40]** I'll I'll give it I've got your character up here. We'll just say you've got chain mail on, right? I think I know what you're saying, right? It's kind of kind of make I just the think want it to know if it does What it's supposed to do, which is when you were sneaking.

**[01:28:01]** It still has everybody's got freaking you've got a boon on there.

**[01:28:16]** It's okay, it's not Oh wait, oh yeah.

**[01:28:28]** Fast footwork. I think Sneaking, if you have if you're sneaking and you're wearing chainmail then it gives you an automatic bane attack. Bane, I understand. You sneaking which so that's why makes sense. Trying to sneak around like click click click. Correct.

**[01:28:51]** And it's the same sort of thing when that has a bane or such with evasion or or where helmets have a range of Okay.

**[01:29:12]** Did you did you advance advance your persuasion?

**[01:29:20]** I'm have you advance but I'm going to do that I'm going to try that right now. Yeah, have you advanced all all of your other skills or any of your other skills? Well, this is my first my first crack out of here and I hope it works. I'm really trying to bust the persuasion, but I have to get back to the other screen. I don't know where to go.

**[01:29:44]** Requirements, gesture? Why would it be gesture? Which is that? What? It's wrong. What? I tried to do fast footwork, but it I put three in, but it said two. Where are you? 1 second.

**[01:30:09]** H Uh, new ability, fast footwork. Yeah, and then so you say if you want to take fast footwork, yeah, then it's and it's uh Cost is three. Yep, you've got the thing for it. Now, requirements has Yeah, so you don't have to worry about that.

**[01:30:43]** Do you want me to put the info in for you?

**[01:31:06]** I have to roll higher than 50. Is that right? I think so. Yeah, cross spell. It's such a gambling thing right should I try it again or It's three, but it keeps changing it to two. Hang on. And then I can't enter it.

**[01:31:35]** I'll I'll do it for you there, Jeff. Do it. Come on, stop me yelling at the uh like someone come 11 here. And now the bluffing, thank you.

**[01:31:51]** That's for one three. There we go. I got it now. Just Yeah. And then There you go. Yeah, because now I can dodge. You may take the attack without consuming your action for the round. The bonus dodge can be performed at any time during the round. You can only try to dodge the same once. But I can use it multiple times in the round just finding.

**[01:32:18]** I uh only once on one on the same person attacking you. Yeah, from that attack. Yeah, but most people can only attack once. So that makes no sense. Right, but if there's I'm in melee and there's two people there, I could dodge the virtual And then And then I can use fast work, do it again. And then you can attack. Yeah. Yes.

**[01:32:38]** Or you can you can dodge and then you spend if somebody else attacks you, that's a second attack, you can dodge them as well if you want to spend the thing and then you can attack rather than um like if you're if you go after these because you can that means you can actually go after or yeah.

**[01:33:07]** There you go, the sneaking goes up, bluffing goes up.


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